Nutty Hunters (joke)

[steph]

Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time. Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.

"Well, I was when the snake bit me," said Steve. "And I was when the bear attacked me... but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."

 

[sole seeker]

LOL - Serves Joe right for taking that wimp hunting with him.

 

[steph]

Hee! Well I'm an animal lover anyhoo, yanno~love to see them get what they deserve...
XOXO

 

[blondie46]

That's cute, Steph! 😀

 

[The Sean Man]

Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all his life, but Steve was hunting for the first time. Joe told Steve to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.
But when Joe got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he said.

"Well, I was when the snake bit me," said Steve. "And I was when the bear attacked me... but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed."

I'm just gonna have to send you a "Morning Contributor" membership card from my show, considering how much of your humor posts I use

The Sean Man

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Steph. 😀

 

[steph]

Oh, you honor me Sir Sean!
Thanks friends!
XOXO

I'm just gonna have to send you a "Morning Contributor" membership card from my show, considering how much of your humor posts I use

The Sean Man