offer Chris some advice

[chrisheaven]

Here's a nice gentle thread for you to offer Chris some advice.........

 

[amk714]

My advice to Chris is to stop posting so many silly threads. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

what outstandlingly sound advice from amk there
I wish to thank you mr amk from the heart of my bottom!

 

[natural tickler]

to reduce the chances of everyone lining up to kick you in the arse, may I suggest stop posting silly threads

 

[chrisheaven]

I would welcome some more original advice- but thanks anyway for your contribution

 

[natural tickler]

OK, pal, in that case, I will make a 'form a line to kick Chris thread' then

btw, still playing any of the games I taught ya???

 

[milagros317]

My advice to Chris: Figure out which company is the Microsoft of the 2010's, and invest in it now. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

thanks all

 

[milagros317]

Further advice: Don't eat sanwiches with mayonaise that have been sitting at room temperature for hours. 😀

 

[Limeoutsider]

Charge people to kick you in your arse, you could retire

 

[chrisheaven]

Charge people to kick you in your arse, you could retire

Thanks, Lime- great to hear from you again- hope all is well with you Regards, Chris

 

[milagros317]

Also: Never buy a watch from a man in the subway (underground). 😛

 

[jackmeister]

Never by a car from a man named crooked dan

 

[milagros317]

Also: Never play poker with a bald man named Curly, or a very big man named Tiny, or with anybody at all named Tex. 😛

 

[chrisheaven]

sound advice-thanks

 

[amk714]

STOP POSTING NEW THREADS IN THE SILLY FORUM, CHRISHEAVEN!

 

[chrisheaven]

ok

 

[amk714]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

 

[milagros317]

One more piece of advice: Don't sleep in the subway. 😀

 

[chrisheaven]

One more piece of advice: Don't sleep in the subway. 😀

is that American for underground? lol

 

[milagros317]

Yes, what we call the subway is what you call the underground.

Also: Don't stand in the pouring rain with no umbrella. 😛

 

[chrisheaven]

umbrella=gamp, right?

 

[milagros317]

I have never heard of a gamp.

This is an umbrella:

 

[chrisheaven]

that's right --a gamp

 

[milagros317]

More advice: Don't eat iron nails. 😀