#4834
I wish to complain that Mumbling Munchkin complains about the weather too damn much. First she complained about snow, now when the heat comes, whine about that
I also wish to complain that she also takes too much pleasure in beating me senseless. Maybe I should report it to authorities
#4836 - I wish to complain that Nemo's Turds did not number his second complaint, so therefore it is invalid. Besides, around here, I AM the authorities!
Christ!
Can't I get a freshen-up on this drink?!?
The service here is reprehensible.
I'd like to speak to the manager of this establishment forthwith...
#4850: I wish to complain that the people who run my company are constantly putting off the need for more people.
#4851: I'm tired of sharing my co-worker with the other offices. She's tired of it, too.
#4852: There are too many immature, undependable people who work for the company I work for.
#4853: There is a very rude squirrel that lives in my yard that always cracks open its nuts on the deck and eats there like it owns the place. And it doesn't even clean up after itself