Oh snapz, it's the Dalek...

[dalekfire]

So, I just so happen to notice that I haven't logged in here for, like, over nine months, for reasons unknown (seriously, those darn reasons just shrugged their shoulders and declared themselves "unknown," right there in my head). I don't really know, but I have an uncanny feeling that I've been out of the loop all this time...so can someone fill me in on what I've been missing out on?

That's right, inform me. Give the Dalek some information, damn it.

What have I been missing?

Ooh, ooh!! We could make it a game!! How about...the person that gives the best reasons gets a free super-special-delux Dalek-hug!! And a toaster!!!! It'll have to be a virtual toaster, though, since I kinda don't have a real one to give, at the moment...but virtual toasters are better than no toasters at all!! Ain't that a deal or what?? 😉

What's happenin', Tickle Theater? 😀

 

[Excess]

You missed the rebirth of Osiris. Oh, and new members, and a thead about dead babies.

 

[melanie2]

You've been gone? giggles..you haven't missed too terribly much actually..

 

[iamnothere]

I already have a toaster.

A REAL one.

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Dalekfire! How are things in the islands? Lovely, I hope! :wavingsmiley:

 

[dalekfire]

I'm going to wager a guess and point my finger at Tyrant for the dead baby shenanigans. :lol

Rick, things are going well in the islands, thanks for asking. 🙂 I would've complained about it being way too hot for this time of year, except for the fact that it finally got cold yesterday. xD And I know there'll be a lot of complaining people after that comment...

See, and that's why you cold'uns need virtual toasters!! So shush, Suzie. :stickout

So far, Ex seems to be first in line to receive my hug...and I'm quite sure he doesn't want to get hugged by a manly dalek like myself. 😉 I'm sure there are others out there who want to participate to win my affection? Preferrably if you're a sexy, scantly-clad female with an intoxicating giggle and a love for fiendish Filirican cowboys, but anyone qualifies. 😉

 

[MistressValerie1]

Welcome back. I can identify with the heat, as it has been awful all week in this part of the tropics as well.

 

[TheChameleon]

uhm...

Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy
Exterminate Annihilate Destroy

That's what the last toaster I got from Dalekfire kept saying, just before it caught the curtains on fire.

 

[LittleFeather1]

Well, I didn't know you before the six month absence because I'm relatively new, but welcome back anyway. xD What did you miss? Well did you notice the new picture on the rotation that is totally obvious and on the front page? XD I'm ashamed that that's the best I can come up with off the top of my head.

And I really don't need a virtual toaster (I already have a penis. Yes I'm a female. The penis is not ON me, I just, you know, have it. I have no idea why this is relevant but I feel you should know) because I already have a real one! It's shiny! Just like the brave little toaster! You guys probably haven't seen that movie, which saddens me. I'll never be too old for cartoons!

 

[TheChameleon]

Well, I didn't know you before the six month absence because I'm relatively new, but welcome back anyway. xD What did you miss? Well did you notice the new picture on the rotation that is totally obvious and on the front page? XD I'm ashamed that that's the best I can come up with off the top of my head.

And I really don't need a virtual toaster (I already have a penis. Yes I'm a female. The penis is not ON me, I just, you know, have it. I have no idea why this is relevant but I feel you should know) because I already have a real one! It's shiny! Just like the brave little toaster! You guys probably haven't seen that movie, which saddens me. I'll never be too old for cartoons!

drink much?

 

[dalekfire]

Well, I didn't know you before the six month absence because I'm relatively new, but welcome back anyway. xD What did you miss? Well did you notice the new picture on the rotation that is totally obvious and on the front page? XD I'm ashamed that that's the best I can come up with off the top of my head.

And I really don't need a virtual toaster (I already have a penis. Yes I'm a female. The penis is not ON me, I just, you know, have it. I have no idea why this is relevant but I feel you should know) because I already have a real one! It's shiny! Just like the brave little toaster! You guys probably haven't seen that movie, which saddens me. I'll never be too old for cartoons!

:lol Nice effort. Not sure that it tops the dead babies, but I'd rather give my hug to a penis-gripping girl than Excess and his...giant McDonalds Totoro?? :blink And dudette, "The Brave Little Toaster" was the first VHS I've ever owned. o_o I used to reenact the junkyard scene with my wooden blocks and Hotwheels...and a fat red plastic horseshoe magnet that I got for my 5th birthday as the creepy evil magnetic platform dude. THANK you for these nostalgic moments...meh. xD

And Chameleon...it's "exfoliate," not exterminate. 😉 What kind of a tickle-loving Dalek would I be if I killed my 'lees? :lol

Mistress ma'am, what part of the tropics are you from?

 

[MistressValerie1]

Mistress ma'am, what part of the tropics are you from?

Near the Mariana Islands, where it's always hot and humid.

 

[dalekfire]

Near the Mariana Islands, where it's always hot and humid.

Ahh, yikes, all right I'll stop complaining now. :lol