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Ok guys, pony up. What are your favorite songs about SEX?

I know this is way innocent next to all of yours but...

I Wanna Kiss You all Over...

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Also - Sexual Healing

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The Red Baron said:
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oh yeah..this is a good one!
 
Can't believe no one has posted this one yet:

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Clarence Carter - "Strokin'" (1991)
 
Here's another good one:
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Frank Zappa - "Stick It Out" (1979)

Here are the lyrics:

"Stick It Out"
by Frank Zappa

Fick mich, du
Miserabler hurensohn
Du miserabler hurensohn
Fick mich, du
Miserabler hurensohn
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Streck ihn aus
Streck aus deinen
Heissen gelockten
Schwanz
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh!
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Magisches schwein
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Bis es spritzt, spritzt,
Spritzt, spritzt
Feuer!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!
Aber beklecker nicht
Das sofa, sofa!

Sy borg:
Pick me...Im clean...
I am also programmed
For conversational
English.

Sy borg:
May I have
This dance?

Joe:
Ive got a better idea...

Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
You ugly son of a bitch
Fuck me, you ugly son
Of a bitch
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Stick it out
Stick out yer
Hot curly weenie
Weenie...weenie,
Weenie, weenie!

Make it go fast
In and out,
(in and out)
Magical pig

Make it go fast
In and out,
(in and out)
Magical pig

Till it squirts, squirts,
Squirts, squirts
Fire

Till it squirts, squirts,
Squirts, squirts
Fire

Dont get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Dont get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Dont get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa
Dont get no jizz
Upon that sofa, sofa

Sy borg:
Whats a girl like you
Doing in a place
Like this?
Do you come
Here often?
Wait a minute...
Ive got it...
Youre an italian...
What? youre jewish?
Love your nails...
You must be a libra...
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?
Your place or mine?

See the chrome
Feel the chrome
Touch the chrome
Heal the chrome
See the screaming
Hot black steaming
Iridescent naugahyde
Python screaming
Steam roller!
 
What I love about this song, is that I can't actually believe its a real song. But it is. Download it and you will laugh.

DJ Assault - Ass 'N Titties


(2x)
Ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass ass titties titties, ass 'n titties

(2x)
Big booty bitches thats where it gets
Come on, hoe, let's go to the easy rest
When I see ass, titties, ass 'n titties
Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n titties.

(4x)
Ass, ass, ass, ass

(2x)
If you a light-skinned bitch that think you the shit,
I can buy you, hoe, 'cause bitch I'm rich.
I see broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes,
Broke-ass hoes, broke-ass hoes.

(4x)
Hoes, hoes, hoes, hoes

(2x)
If you a freaky-dancin' ho, keep shakin' that shit
Let's see how you shake it on top of my dick
And you'll say "Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming.
"Assault, I'm cuming. Assault, I'm cuming."

(4x)
Cumin', Cumin', Cumin', Cumin'

(2x)
Stankin ass bitches that need to wash up
Dont get mad when i dont want to fuck
You need soap and water, soap and water
Soap and water, Soap and Water

(4x)
Water, Water, Water, Water
 
penny lane said:
"Inertia Creeps" by Massive Attack...or pretty much any song by Massive Attack is good for makin' whoopee.
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Fucking awesome song.

Songs:
- 'Submission' by Ash
- 'Inertia Creeps' by Massive Attack
- 'Kiss Me, I'm Contagious' by From First To Last
- 'Please, Please, Please (Young Hollywood)' by Head Automatica
- 'The Boogie Man' by Mos Def
- 'Passenger' by Tool
- 'H/C' by Scarling
- 'Tear You Apart' by She Wants Revenge
- The Meow Mix song

Bands:
- A Perfect Circle
- Deftones
- Interpol
 
Trick Daddy - Sugar

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One Twelve's - Peaches and Cream

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NIN - "Closer"

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Fiona Apple - "First Taste"

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Marvin Gaye - "Let's Get It On"

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Great White - Rock Me.

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MSG - Anytime.

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I'm sorry? Hehehehe.. i LOVE this song!

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Gwar-Fucking an Animal .. ewww yuckie!
 
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