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Ok, TMF.....Show Us How Stupid You Really Are...

I just did the stupidest thing just this morning.

I work in an office and we have a coffee machine sooo..

Look in carafe for old coffee, Check.

Add filter to coffee maker, Check.

Add coffee grounds in filter in coffee maker, Check.

Left the friggen pot NEXT to the coffee maker not UNDER the coffee maker. FAIL

I came back from the bathroom to find coffee all over the floor and everywhere because I didn't put the pot under the spout...

It was the morning and I hadn't had my coffee yet...but yeah, that one is just stupid...
 
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Dave2112 said:
And, I canNOT back out of this now...I'm in wwaaaaayyyy too deep. Played along with everything he asked me like.."Uh huh...uh huh...yep...ok..." and he's got me going in to get shit taken out.

Which happened the next day.

Yep.....I wound up getting surgery and losing a small body part to get out of a science project.Started small...snowballed and the next thing ya know...I got one less part and scar to remind me of my stupidity to this day.

Hmmm...wondering if I should tell people how I passed my road test.....
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Obviously you didn't pay attention to 'Ferris Buellers Day Off', lick your palms and groan a lot...

So did you ever complete said Science Project or just bring your appendix in for the science project...:dogpile:
 
tommytikl said:
I just did the stupidest thing just this morning.

I work in an office and we have a coffee machine sooo..

Look in carafe for old coffee, Check.

Add filter to coffee maker, Check.

Add coffee grounds in filter in coffee maker, Check.

Left the friggen pot NEXT to the coffee maker not UNDER the coffee maker. FAIL

I came back from the bathroom to find coffee all over the floor and everywhere because I didn't put the pot under the spout...

It was the morning and I hadn't had my coffee yet...but yeah, that one is just stupid...
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Done that a million times working at Tim Hortons. Also while working at Tim Hortons, i've also started a pot of coffee with the pot underneath it already full b/c I foprgot to switch it with an empty pot.
 
Back in 9th grade my bus was insane and every friday we would just raise hell on the route home and one day i took a empty soda bottle full of paint thinner and water and tossed it into a guys sunroof hitting him in the head and it getting all over the inside of his car .... looking back on it , stupid idea but i was 14 at the time lol
 
The stupidest thing I've ever done is getting addicted to pot.

Bongs
Blunts
Joints
Pipes
Hash Cookies
Cones
Rip it
Suck it
Drag it
Embrace it
Feel it
High.

The drug stalks me like a shadow, and haunts me in my sleep. Each day, it tears away a little more of my soul.

Stupid.
 
This was funny and stupid, the first time I was able to drive my small Saturn and pull into the gas station to pump my own gas. Yeah they had full serve but I wanted to do it myself,I'm just like that😉 . I picked out the aisle and the pump I was going to pull into,and I was so excited about doing it myself, little did I notice I was close enough to the gas tanks for the hose to reach but the corner of my car poked the little garbage cans on corner of the aisle..:yowzer: The funny stupid thing is that I was so embarrassed I backed up,then went on ahead didn't get gas there and went to the next stattion a block down LOL
 
You've never felt quite as stupid as when you've...

...slammed your own dumb-assed hand in a steel door. :cry1: Yep... broke it.
 
This is a most entertaining thread.

I have too many little stupid things to ever enumerate, but here are a couple of lowlights.

1. Many moons ago I had a friend who was about 5-3, weighed maybe 115 pounds and was an extreme vegetarian with a very limited diet of various grains and beens. And tofu. But...this guy could drink me under the table. I visited him once after an overnight shift and we went to a restaurant for lunch and very quickly had about 8 beers. As we left the restaurant it started snowing like a bastard, and I had to drive 40 miles in heavy snow on Route 128 around Boston to get back to my apartment. It was about 15 degrees so the highway covered fast and all I could see was white. I was extremely lucky to escape that one without damaging myself or someone else.

2. More recently, last week I was cutting shrubs on my late father's property with a hedge trimmer. The house is completely empty now, which means no tools or ladder or anything...I have to bring everything I need with me. One shurb was too high to finish up, so I "borrowed" a cheap plastic bench from a one of my dad's neighbors and stood on this while cutting the shrub. The plastic bench fell over while I'm cutting with the trimmer locked "on". I threw the trimmer, landed on the driveway then had that split second to wonder where the trimmer would land. Then I heard the crack as the trimmer landed 5 feet away and promptly shut off and broke. Three kids across the street watched this and had a great time. I declared the job to be finished and went home.

That's all for now!
 
I'm stupid all the time, but I finally thought of one I feel comfortable sharing. Once, I was in a tavern with my best friend to grab some lunch. We were sitting in a booth in the restaurant part of the place. The sun was extremely bright, so I went to pull down the Venetian blinds. Pull it down I did, as in down onto the table. Fortunately, nothing got knocked over. Just bruised my ego a little bit.
 
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