njjen3953
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A young man stood in front of the mirror admiring his well-built and
tanned body, when he realized that his penis was the only part of his
body not tanned.
Determined to get his penis tanned, he made his way to the beach.
Once there,he proceeded to bury himself completely, except for his
penis this he left poking out of the sand.
Strolling down the beach were two little old ladies. They came across
the penis poking out of the sand.
One little old lady, using her cane, knocked the penis from side to
side, saying, "There is no justice in the world today."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean?".
The first little old lady said, "Look at that, When I was 20 I was
curious about it. When I was 30 I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked
for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for
it. When I was 70, I forgot about it, and now that I'm 80, the damn
things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."
tanned body, when he realized that his penis was the only part of his
body not tanned.
Determined to get his penis tanned, he made his way to the beach.
Once there,he proceeded to bury himself completely, except for his
penis this he left poking out of the sand.
Strolling down the beach were two little old ladies. They came across
the penis poking out of the sand.
One little old lady, using her cane, knocked the penis from side to
side, saying, "There is no justice in the world today."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean?".
The first little old lady said, "Look at that, When I was 20 I was
curious about it. When I was 30 I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked
for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for
it. When I was 70, I forgot about it, and now that I'm 80, the damn
things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."
