milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
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Joe and his friend Mike had been drinking at a bar for an hour.
"Hey, Mike," said Joe, "didn't you tell me that you promised your wife last January first as a new year's resolution that you would have only one drink per day?"
"Yup," said Mike.
"Then why is it that you've had four drinks since we sat down here?" asked Joe.
"I keep that resolution," said Mike. He gestured to the bartender to refill his shot glass.
When the bartender had done so, he raised the glass and said, "This drink is for April 19th, 2031."
"Hey, Mike," said Joe, "didn't you tell me that you promised your wife last January first as a new year's resolution that you would have only one drink per day?"
"Yup," said Mike.
"Then why is it that you've had four drinks since we sat down here?" asked Joe.
"I keep that resolution," said Mike. He gestured to the bartender to refill his shot glass.
When the bartender had done so, he raised the glass and said, "This drink is for April 19th, 2031."
