Limeoutsider
1st Level Green Feather
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- Nov 6, 2002
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Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't ahve film.
ON the other hand, you have different fingers.
I jsut got lost in a thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
Those who live by the sword get shot by thsoe who don't.
Some days your the bug, other days the windshield.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
YOU! OFF MY PLANET!
How do I set the laser printer for stun?
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it
ABOLISH MORNINGS!
Chaos, panic, and disorder, my work here is done
I love my country. It's my government I fear.
Drive defensivly, buy a tank.
Don't steal! The government hates competition.
{Alien face} Nice little planet you have here. Shame if something happened to it.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.
Computer literacy? You mean my computer is suppost to read?
Beam me up Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here.
I like noise. I need noise. When it's quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!
Who peed in the gene pool?
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I sober up.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
All stressed out & no one to choke.
If we are what we eat, i'm fast, cheap, and easy.
Born free......taxed to death.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
If at first you succeed, try not to look astonished.
The evening news is where they begin with good evening and proceed to tell you why it isn't.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you.
Do vegetarian's eat animal crackers?
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
There's too much blood in my caffiene system.
There's too much alochol in my caffiene system.
When you are standing on a cliff, a step foreward is not progress.
When they discover the center of the universe, some people will be suprised to find that they are not it.
Notice! Take lettuce from the top of the stack, or heads will roll.
I dunno what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.
I tried to get in touch with my inner child, but he isn't allowed to talk to strangers.
ON the other hand, you have different fingers.
I jsut got lost in a thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
Those who live by the sword get shot by thsoe who don't.
Some days your the bug, other days the windshield.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
YOU! OFF MY PLANET!
How do I set the laser printer for stun?
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it
ABOLISH MORNINGS!
Chaos, panic, and disorder, my work here is done
I love my country. It's my government I fear.
Drive defensivly, buy a tank.
Don't steal! The government hates competition.
{Alien face} Nice little planet you have here. Shame if something happened to it.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
Red meat isn't bad for you. Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.
Computer literacy? You mean my computer is suppost to read?
Beam me up Scotty! They make lousy coffee down here.
I like noise. I need noise. When it's quiet, I can hear my brain cells dying.
YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!
Who peed in the gene pool?
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I sober up.
My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
All stressed out & no one to choke.
If we are what we eat, i'm fast, cheap, and easy.
Born free......taxed to death.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
If at first you succeed, try not to look astonished.
The evening news is where they begin with good evening and proceed to tell you why it isn't.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you.
Do vegetarian's eat animal crackers?
I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk somewhere.
There's too much blood in my caffiene system.
There's too much alochol in my caffiene system.
When you are standing on a cliff, a step foreward is not progress.
When they discover the center of the universe, some people will be suprised to find that they are not it.
Notice! Take lettuce from the top of the stack, or heads will roll.
I dunno what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.
I tried to get in touch with my inner child, but he isn't allowed to talk to strangers.
