Only way to fly..?

[venray]

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised to find a parrot
strapped into the seat next to him. Once in the air, the stewardess
comes round, and the man asks her for a coffee, whereupon the
parrot squawks: "And get me a whisky you cow!"

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot,
but forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot
immediately drains its glass and yells "And get me another whisky you
bitch!"

Quite upset, the stewardess, shaking returns shortly with a whisky for
the parrot, but still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man
decides to try the parrot's approach: "I've asked you twice for a coffee, cow,
go and get it or I'll give you a slap!"

In a couple of seconds, two burly stewards grab both him and the parrot,
take them to the emergency exits and throw them out. As they are ejected
from the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says "You know, for
someone who can't fly, you're a lippy bastard!!".

 

[amk714]

Miss Manners should put this in her book 🙂

 

[JoBelle]

OH MY~!
I don't know why that one ranks, but it is likely the funniest joke I've heard in a while. I think the whole drinking bird just confused me.I simply did NOT expect a real punchline! LOLOL

Thanks for sharin'~!
In need of sleep - giggle,
Joby

 

[Biggles of 266]

Nice joke Ven 😀

Can anyone guess how much real pilots earn in their first few years on the job?

 

[milagros317]

Hilarious! Best joke of the month (so far, it's the 22nd as I write this).

 

[JoBelle]

Can anyone guess how much real pilots earn in their first few years on the job?

Coming from a family of pilots (mostly commercial and instructors)I'm all too familiar with the pay scale..lol This is why I'm only getting my PRIVATE! 😛

Joby