Dave2112
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Ok, here's a petition I'd like to start, and I wonder how many here would actually sign it.
Dear Ms. Hilton: (Copy to Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar, California)
In response to your Myspace plea to get out of serving your time for violations of the law...
Are you fucking serious, bitch?!? First off, let's all realize this for what it is. There is no "Josh" who started this campaign. It's you, or one of your handlers and we all know it. Second off, if you're going to make a serious plea to get people to sign your petition, how about showing enough dignity to spell the word "Sign" correctly. It's not spelled s-i-h-n, you stupid fuckstain. It's four letters, bitch...get it right.
Which brings us to our next point. Were your proofreaders on vacation? Apparently, you were not aware of the previous injunction against you because you "usually have someone read these things to you", meaning your previous ticket. So, we've already mispelled a four letter word and now plead ignorance of the law out of sheer laziness and stupidity. Remember, folks, this a woman who has a member of her posse (getting paid God Knows What) to follow her into restaurants and read her the menu because (and I quote you here, Princess BrainDamage) "Reading is too hard!"
Moving on...your brain ravaged followers claim that other celebrities have gotten away with more than this and served no time. Can't argue with that. Doesn't this prove to you that people have had enough of spoiled shits like you getting away with anything and everything because of your fame? Finally, a judge decided not to be held down by the Hollywood elite and actually enforce the fucking law that the rest of us have to live by. And, sweetcheeks, don't think that 45 days is a big deal. Any normal person in America would be going away for at least a year after doing what you did and openly flaunting a previous edict and the law itself. Maybe now, others will follow suit and lock human cumstains like you away for good when you break the law. This is a phenomenal precedent and I for one applaud this judge. So, apparently, does your own mother who asked for the judge's autograph. That should tell you something, eh, stupid?
And let's talk about this "fame" of yours, shall we. I'll use small words and try to go real slow for you. The alleged "Josh" who posted your plea (what's the matter, were you so freaked out by the awesome task of spelling "sign" that you couldn't name your mysterious and fake supporter some two-syllable name?) says that you "bring beauty and excitment into our otherwise mundane lives." Ok, let me put this in words you can understand.
Die
Slow
ly.
Your fame comes from nothing more than being squeezed out of the right vagina. (You know, much like the oozing leftovers of your thrice-daily flings? Oh, sorry, I said I'd keep it simple. That means you're a big fucking **********. Understand that?) You've provided nothing other than a widespread glimpse into your own horrendous stupidity. You can't act, you can't sing and as far as the "beauty" you provide to us? Well, it just goes to show that teenage boys will fantasize about fucking just about anything. You've got the jawline of a lumberjack and the body of a 14-year-old boy, so let's put a damper on the old lovefest for Paris thing, shall we? And furthermore, you human splotch, I don't know about the derelicts and losers who call themselves your fans, but I for one do not have a mundane life. I have accomplished things. Things that have affected the lives of others and myself in a positive way. If there are people that actually do think you've provided something to them, then I sincerely hope we can find a way to send them to jail as well, if for no other reason than to let the rest of humanity evolve along its current course and weed out these recessive genes that threaten to turn us all into the mindless thunderfucks that actually find something good in a shit like you.
And now, the part that I intend for the eyes of the Governor that you are pleading to.
Don't do it.
You know as well as I do, and far better than Miss Braintrust over there, that it would be political suicide. It's bad enough that there are still those who consider you part of the Hollywood elite. To offer a full pardon to Ms. Hilton would set your office back twenty years. You've made great strides in getting yourself taken seriously as a politician. Do not ruin it over this useless piece of leftover skin, this end result of a drunken back-seat gropefest and a broken prophylactic. California is mired in crime, and to set precedent for the famous elite to get away with it is going to invite actions of this type and allow more and more law flaunting by those who are already on the dole of misplaced American adoration. This plea is beneath you and your office.
So, in closing, Ms. Hilton, do your fucking time and shut the fuck up already. Maybe you'll learn something. I know this sounds harsh, but maybe a little uninvited girl-on-girl prison love with a chick named Hank will give you new insights into the way people outside of your little entourage have to live. It's not like the shank wounds I pray you suffer can't be fixed with the plastic surgery you're already addicted to. And, if you're lucky, you can get someone to read the "Don't Bend Over For The Soap" sign to you. I mean, after all, there is a really big two-syllable word in there. We can't expect you to actually understand it all by yourself.
Have a nice stay in prison, you parasite.
Sincerely,
A real human being.
So, anyone want to sign this one?
Dear Ms. Hilton: (Copy to Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar, California)
In response to your Myspace plea to get out of serving your time for violations of the law...
Are you fucking serious, bitch?!? First off, let's all realize this for what it is. There is no "Josh" who started this campaign. It's you, or one of your handlers and we all know it. Second off, if you're going to make a serious plea to get people to sign your petition, how about showing enough dignity to spell the word "Sign" correctly. It's not spelled s-i-h-n, you stupid fuckstain. It's four letters, bitch...get it right.
Which brings us to our next point. Were your proofreaders on vacation? Apparently, you were not aware of the previous injunction against you because you "usually have someone read these things to you", meaning your previous ticket. So, we've already mispelled a four letter word and now plead ignorance of the law out of sheer laziness and stupidity. Remember, folks, this a woman who has a member of her posse (getting paid God Knows What) to follow her into restaurants and read her the menu because (and I quote you here, Princess BrainDamage) "Reading is too hard!"
Moving on...your brain ravaged followers claim that other celebrities have gotten away with more than this and served no time. Can't argue with that. Doesn't this prove to you that people have had enough of spoiled shits like you getting away with anything and everything because of your fame? Finally, a judge decided not to be held down by the Hollywood elite and actually enforce the fucking law that the rest of us have to live by. And, sweetcheeks, don't think that 45 days is a big deal. Any normal person in America would be going away for at least a year after doing what you did and openly flaunting a previous edict and the law itself. Maybe now, others will follow suit and lock human cumstains like you away for good when you break the law. This is a phenomenal precedent and I for one applaud this judge. So, apparently, does your own mother who asked for the judge's autograph. That should tell you something, eh, stupid?
And let's talk about this "fame" of yours, shall we. I'll use small words and try to go real slow for you. The alleged "Josh" who posted your plea (what's the matter, were you so freaked out by the awesome task of spelling "sign" that you couldn't name your mysterious and fake supporter some two-syllable name?) says that you "bring beauty and excitment into our otherwise mundane lives." Ok, let me put this in words you can understand.
Die
Slow
ly.
Your fame comes from nothing more than being squeezed out of the right vagina. (You know, much like the oozing leftovers of your thrice-daily flings? Oh, sorry, I said I'd keep it simple. That means you're a big fucking **********. Understand that?) You've provided nothing other than a widespread glimpse into your own horrendous stupidity. You can't act, you can't sing and as far as the "beauty" you provide to us? Well, it just goes to show that teenage boys will fantasize about fucking just about anything. You've got the jawline of a lumberjack and the body of a 14-year-old boy, so let's put a damper on the old lovefest for Paris thing, shall we? And furthermore, you human splotch, I don't know about the derelicts and losers who call themselves your fans, but I for one do not have a mundane life. I have accomplished things. Things that have affected the lives of others and myself in a positive way. If there are people that actually do think you've provided something to them, then I sincerely hope we can find a way to send them to jail as well, if for no other reason than to let the rest of humanity evolve along its current course and weed out these recessive genes that threaten to turn us all into the mindless thunderfucks that actually find something good in a shit like you.
And now, the part that I intend for the eyes of the Governor that you are pleading to.
Don't do it.
You know as well as I do, and far better than Miss Braintrust over there, that it would be political suicide. It's bad enough that there are still those who consider you part of the Hollywood elite. To offer a full pardon to Ms. Hilton would set your office back twenty years. You've made great strides in getting yourself taken seriously as a politician. Do not ruin it over this useless piece of leftover skin, this end result of a drunken back-seat gropefest and a broken prophylactic. California is mired in crime, and to set precedent for the famous elite to get away with it is going to invite actions of this type and allow more and more law flaunting by those who are already on the dole of misplaced American adoration. This plea is beneath you and your office.
So, in closing, Ms. Hilton, do your fucking time and shut the fuck up already. Maybe you'll learn something. I know this sounds harsh, but maybe a little uninvited girl-on-girl prison love with a chick named Hank will give you new insights into the way people outside of your little entourage have to live. It's not like the shank wounds I pray you suffer can't be fixed with the plastic surgery you're already addicted to. And, if you're lucky, you can get someone to read the "Don't Bend Over For The Soap" sign to you. I mean, after all, there is a really big two-syllable word in there. We can't expect you to actually understand it all by yourself.
Have a nice stay in prison, you parasite.
Sincerely,
A real human being.
So, anyone want to sign this one?
Oh and by the way,where do i sihn?.
