Open Letter to Paris Hilton (Major Rant)

[Babbles]

This thread's a regular prison riot

2 more cents from a stuffy peanut gallery inhabitant;

This (thread) was definitely understood to be successful comic relief, I'm sure (like her prison sentence... 🙄
her mother was inadvertantly right to some extent, it IS a "joke")
The fact she'll be isolated should be comfort enough... I'm sure her family'll keep a close eye anyway --

Maybe she'll think to work for prison reform herself!! Well, one can dream..
(Or maybe her sister will, since she apparently has the sense in the family..)


Regardless, must also agree, I wouldn't touch her either even if I did like f/f tickling...

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

No, Nooooo!! Paris must be saved from her prison sentence!!!!!

She's a great humanitarian, a few years after her porno film came out, she went on the Nickolodeon kids awards show as a presenter. That's a step in the right direction.

Can't we just bypass the whole 2009 election and just vote Paris President of the United States of America????

Then our country would see some drastic change!

Oh...here's a better idea......can't Lindsey Lohan run the entire world??????
She's such an important celebrity and stuff!!!!
She makes like........movies!!!!!!!!!!!


Drew

 

[AffectionateDan]

Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Go to freakin' bed, you nut!

 

[MAJ0718]

.....and I thought that Paris Hilton was the name of some over-priced hotel in France..... 😉

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I'm sure her ex-fiancee- the purposeless boob who shares her first name- would give you chapter and verse on how overpriced she was.

 

[Bugman]

No, Nooooo!! Paris must be saved from her prison sentence!!!!!

She's a great humanitarian, a few years after her porno film came out, she went on the Nickolodeon kids awards show as a presenter. That's a step in the right direction.

Can't we just bypass the whole 2009 election and just vote Paris President of the United States of America????

Then our country would see some drastic change!

Oh...here's a better idea......can't Lindsey Lohan run the entire world??????
She's such an important celebrity and stuff!!!!
She makes like........movies!!!!!!!!!!!


Drew

LMAO.