A young man was about to be married and went to his grandfather for some advice. How often should you expect to have sex when you are married he wanted to know. His grandpa said when you first get married you want it all the time, and maybe even several times in one day. Later on, it tapers off to once a week or so. As you get older, once or twice a month perhaps. When you get really old, it might be down to a few times a year.
The young man said, you and grandma have been married over 50 years, how is it for you two now .Oh, the old man said,we just have oral sex now. What's that the young man asked. Well, grandpa said, she goes to her bedroom and I go to mine. She yells fuck you, and I yell back fuck you too.
The young man said, you and grandma have been married over 50 years, how is it for you two now .Oh, the old man said,we just have oral sex now. What's that the young man asked. Well, grandpa said, she goes to her bedroom and I go to mine. She yells fuck you, and I yell back fuck you too.
