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Our Biographies

Well as many of you know, there is a slight modification of my bio, and that is to add two new members, my twin daughters, Nykeisha and Natasha, who are an absolute joy!! I am currently under negotiations with my wife to try to get a son to name after me, NT Jr😛 LMAO
 
WOW

All great bio's

And Mitchell thank you for your compliment. I know it's a bit belated in thanking you.

I do love Bio threads

Tron
 
Alright, I see I'm a little late on this one, I'm in too 😀

Name: Leafs
Age: 30
Nationality: Canadian
Race: Irish/British/some french
Location: Toronto, ON
Grew Up: Always been around Toronto
Occupation: Child and Youth Counselor
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Wayne Gretzky
Outlook on life: Take it as it comes
Military Experience: N/A
Hobbies: Sports - Hockey (both watching and playing), tennis and golf, Movies and HBO series, boating, swimming, camping
Hair color: brown I guess (used to be more red)
Eyes: Hazel
Height: 5 feet 10
Weight : 180 (guess I could afford to lose a few, lol)
Piercings: none
Former Jobs: School Counselor, factory work, concert hall staff, Canada's Wonderland 😀
Nicknames: not tellin 😉
Education: College degree, some University
Favorite movies: Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars Trilogy, The Wall, Carlito's Way, Godfather 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, My Cousin Vinny
Actress That Turns Me On: Claire Daines, Charlize Theoron, Mira Sorvino
Sexiest Woman: Selma Blair
Favorite Books: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Fave Comic Book: Spiderman
Favorite NFL Team : Indianapolis Colts
Favorite NHL Team: Toronto Maple Leafs
Admires: Independence, honesty
When Annoyed: Turns red
When really annoyed: Turns REALLY red
On The Death Penalty: disagree
On Human Equality: All are created equal
Favorite Food: Lobster, Crab legs... all seafood really, steak, wings
Favorite Drink: Double Diamond, ice cold
Favorite Desert: Lemon Marangue Pie (sp?)
Favorite Fruit: Orange
Life Motto: There's always next year!
I Do Believe: All things happen for a reason
Word Of advice: Don't eat the yellow snow 😉
 
Nice

Still catching up to where I ought to be post-wise after being a member for several years, and revealing that I've an opinion on absolutely everything in the process... but, that's only natural, since I know everything.

This, is a fascinating idea. Way to go, Neutron 🙂

Name: Azrael/Nick
Age: 24 (July 12th-14th, 1980)
Nationality: American
Race: Human, English/Irish/German/Polish/French Canadian/American Indian (all recent) (thank God I missed World War I)
Location: Pennsylvania
Grew Up: Ultra-Liberal Western MA (it rubbed off)
Occupation: Unemployed Student/Writer-Wannabe/Halloween Hayride Employee (love scaring people); I'm looking into goldsmithing and computer repair.
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Carl Sagan
Outlook on life: Angry Paranoid
Military Experience: Ask me when there's a real cause during my lifetime, but I think I'd have signed up for either World War and possibly Vietnam... don't know enough about Korea to say for sure.
Hobbies: Movies, Reading (fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, poetry), writing (same, sans mystery... can't hack it), comparative religion study (secularly, out of interest), occult study (always been curious about things I'm told to keep my nose out of), astronomy, astrology, archaeology, world history, ancient languages, most sciences not already mentioned, music (most, sans rap and country-western), martial arts, weight lifting, swordfighting (any style), sword collecting, the SCA, computer gaming, roleplaying games.
Hair color: Black; Naturally Dark Brown
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height: 5 feet 7 inches
Weight : 189 lbs.
Build: Short 'n' Stocky
Piercings: None, actually.
Former Jobs: Gardener, pumped gas, baker, grocery clerk, telephone interviewer ("Hi! Do you have any children between the ages of 6 and 18 months?" And I was second shift, so I called around dinnertime).
Nicknames: Azrael, or Nick. Strangely, also, Nikolai. No others have ever stuck that I'd care to repeat here 😉
Education: 2 years Greenfield Community College, current enrolled at American Intercontinentl University, Certified in most Microsoft Office software packages.
Favorite movies: The Crow, Dark City, Event Horizon, Strangeland, Dune
Actress That Turns Me On: Rachel Weisz (sp)
Sexiest Woman: My Girlfriend. No lie, she doesn't even come here.
Favorite Books: The Dark is Rising (Series), Lord of the Rings (Series), anything by Poe or Lovecraft, anything with Kull or Conan.
Fave Comic Book: I never read them, but I'd have to say The Punisher.
Favorite NFL Team : I don't know. I don't follow football, but I dislike it less than most other professional sports.
Favorite NHL Team: Ditto to the NFL question.
Admires: Insert stereotypical admirable quality that I myself don't manage to live up to, here. I'm serious, they'd all fit. I suppose... Chivalry, courage, and honor. I also hate to admit it, but I admire fighting prowess.
When Annoyed: Grows visibly agitated and mutters unfavorable things.
When really annoyed: Grows visibly angry and yells unfavorable things.
On The Death Penalty: I'm torn. I don't think it's right, but I can't say that were it to come up regarding someone who'd hurt someone I care about, I'd be opposed to it... and I do believe that there are people too dangerous and irredeemable to be allowed to continue to prey on others. But who's to say who's who?
On Human Equality: Everyone is equal... so do something with it.
Favorite Food: Red meat of any kind.
Favorite Drink: Pepsi
Favorite Desert: Pudding
Favorite Fruit: Pear
Life Motto: Sure.
I Do Believe: I'm Not Sure.
Word Of advice: To depressed teenagers... don't go to the high school counselor for anything other than college reccomendations.
 
Well it's been 17 months since I posted my last one, so let's have an update.


Name: Jamie
Age: 26
Nationality: British, but don't tell anyone. I'm trying to pretend I'm American.
Race: 100 metres.
Location: The county of Hampshire in te south of lil' ol' Eng-a-land.
Grew Up: No chance in hell.
Occupation: Professional asshole. Oh, you mean what do I do for a living? Don't ask if you don't want a parking ticket. 😉
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Ian Botham.
Outlook on life: Ranges from an almost Bhuddist serenity to rages that usually result in someone beating me over the head with a chair.
Military Experience: In my experience the military are a bunch of twats. 😀
Hobbies: I'd put D&D if I could actually find some bastard to play it with. Biggest hobby is tickling. 😀
Hair color: Shit colour by moonlight.
Eyes: Grey/blue.
Height: Somewhere between six three and six four. I've had different measurements from different people.
Weight : 240 lbs.
Build: Chewbacca with no legs.
Piercings: My voice is quite piercing.
Former Jobs: Security guard, shop worker, pan basher in a kitchen.
Nicknames: Jim, Jay, git, tosser, knob-sack, dickweed.
Education: Uh?
Favorite movies: Any Star Wars, Contact, Harry Potter, Austin Powers, The first two Superman films and Love Actually. (Just exactly how slim are the chances of a British Prime Minister actually discovering he has a spine like that? Not much if he didn't want Britain to go bankrupt twenty minutes later is my guess.)
Actress That Turns Me On: I'll go for Rachel Weisz too. And Keira Knightely. Shame she hasn't got more of an arse though.
Sexiest Woman: A bird I walked past in town today. I nearly walked straight into the river rubbernecking at her.
Favorite Books: The Dark Tower series by Stephen King was, till I read the last one this week. Now I'll never buy anything of his again as it was the most goddamnawful cop-out of a story I've ever seen. 😡 Favourite books would be Lord of the Rings, The Harry Potter novels (so what? Unlock your inner child too) and most of Wilbur Smith's stuff.
Fave Comic Book: Never actually read any, but I'm guessing it would be the Incredible Hulk.
Favorite NFL Team : Me no spika yankee.
Favorite NHL Team: Que?
Admires: People who violently disagree with others, but still respect their right to have that opinion without doing something utterly childish like boycotting their products or staging public demonstration against them.
When Annoyed: Whines.
When really annoyed: Passes out.
On The Death Penalty: Opposed. Pointless, inneffective and counter-productive.
On Human Equality: Wishes mroe people realised it exists.
Favorite Food: Indian phal curries. The sort where you have to put a roll of toilet paper in the fridge for the morning.
Favorite Drink: Bitter.
Favorite Desert: Caramel ice-cream.
Favorite Fruit: Liberace.
Life Motto: There is only one truth; unconditional and infinite love. All else is illusion. Everything is One.
I Do Believe: That most people just rolled their eyes at my motto.
Word Of advice: To depressed teenagers...

It does get better. The only difference between you and all those other kids who you're jealous off is confidence. The only way you ever do something well is to learn how to do it well and you only do that by fucking it up repeatedly and often. Just keep on keeping on and the rest will follow naturally.
 
My Biography..

Is still the same, except now I have a torn rotator cuff, I'm 43 and I'll be ending my football career in about a week.

Tron
 
Name: Xod (pronounced "zod")
Age: 37
Nationality: American
Race: Human. I don't distinguish any further than that.
Location: Delaware
Grew Up: Some say never
Occupation: Paralegal and sometime author
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Steve Englehart
Outlook on life: Don't judge
Military Experience: None
Hobbies: Writing; reading; old movies; pulp magazines; swimming
Hair color: Either light brown or dark blonde depending on how much sun I've got recently
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5 feet 8
Weight : Constantly fluctuating between 180-210
Piercings: none
Former Jobs: Security guard, desktop graphics tech, customer service rep
Nicknames: None I approve of
Education: BA
Favorite movies: White Heat; original Ocean's Eleven; any Universal monster movies
Actress That Turns Me On: Emily Procter, Jorja Fox, Caroline Rhea, Salma Hayek
Sexiest Woman: Janeane Garofalo
Favorite Books: Anything by Fredric Brown; Terry Pratchett's Discworld series; Donald Westlake's Dortmunder series
Fave Comic Book: None currently; used to be Iron Man
Admires: Intellect, sense of humor, open mind
When Annoyed: Closes off
On The Death Penalty: Agree but better be damned certain of guilt
On Human Equality: All should be equal but in America certainly aren't
Favorite Food: A really good burger, well done, with blue cheese & bacon
Favorite Drink: Pepsi
Favorite Desert: Pecan pie
Favorite Fruit: Blueberry
Life Motto: The true civilization is where every person gives to every other every right that they claim for themselves
I Do Believe: Violence never solves any problem, but only propagates itself
Word Of advice: The one thing every intelligent person knows is that he doesn't know everything.
 
Name:maureen

Age:27

race:caucasian

Height:5'4

Weight:126

Hair:brown

Eyes:Blue

Marital status:married for 2 years to an amazing tickler!!

Kids:1 boy, 6 mo old

Fav actor:John Cusack

Fav actress:Katharine Hepburn (I know she 's gone,but she was great)

Fav movie:Serendipity

Fav Tv show:Boston Legal (starts Sunday)

Fav color:red

Fav food😛izza

Fav dessert:ice cream sundae
 
GET to know Meeee!

Name: Diva
Age: 32
Nationality: Puerto Rican
Race: Hispanic
Location: New York, NY
Grew Up: Puerto Rico
Occupation: Pro-Tickler, Graphics designer
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Dr. Doolittle
Outlook on life: Sarcastic/Optimistic
Military Experience: None!
Eyes: Light Brown
Height: 5'8"
Weight : 140
Build: Hourglass
Piercings: Both ears only once
Former Jobs: convalescent home security guard, receptionist, graphics designer, art director
Nicknames: Ms. Diva, Angel (only My fiance calls Me that)
Actress That Turns Me On: Angelina Jolie
Sexiest Woman: Sherilynn Fenn/Angelina Jolie
Favorite Books: Catcher in the Rye, Lolita, Key to Rebecca, It, Salem's Lot, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Fave Comic Book: Batman & Robin, Silver Surfer, Blade
Favorite NFL Team : None at the moment
Favorite NHL Team: TB Lightning
Admires: Ability to overcome any obstacles unfazed
When Annoyed: Raises left eyebrow, and clenches jaw, just like My grandfather.
When really annoyed: Goes out for walk before killing someone.
On The Death Penalty: We don't use it enough
On Human Equality: We're all the same in the dark, baby!
Favorite Food: NY hot dogs
Favorite Drink: Lemon iced tea
Favorite Alcoholic Drink: Maker's Mark
Favorite Desert: Chocolate mousse tart w. warm raspberry filling
Favorite Fruit: Limes
Life Motto: Grab life by the neck and make it your bitch!
 
Re: My Biography..

Neutron said:
Is still the same, except now I have a torn rotator cuff, I'm 43 and I'll be ending my football career in about a week.

Tron
are you with any current football team Neutron? Possibly the Lions?? hmm? 😛
 
leafs, mine is posted..click on the it should be like a page or two back!
 
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Name: tickleshotel
Age: 39
Nationality: American
Race: Caucasion
Location: Arizona
Grew Up: Northern California Bay Area
Occupation: customer service
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: kristy mcnickol
Outlook on life: Roll with the punches,take the long way home
Military Experience:
Hobbies: bowling,swimming,traveling
Hair color: dark brown
Eyes: blue
Height: 4 feet 6 inches
Weight : About 110 pounds
Build: petite
Piercings: none
Former Jobs: dispatcher,crossing guard
Nicknames: Tickleshotel,ticklishcutie38
Education: some jr college
Favorite movies: The hunt for Red October,The Fugitive,Jaws,Cujo,U.S Marshals,The Rock,Something about Mary,Big Momma's house,Nutty Professor
Actor That Turns Me On: Harrison Ford
Sexiest Man: Paul Stanley Of Kiss
Favorite Books: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Fave Comic Book:
Favorite NFL Team : New Orleans Saints
Favorite NHL Team: San Jose Sharks
Admires: Spontaneity,being Prompt
When Annoyed: takes deep breath
When really annoyed: Takes a few deep breaths & sighs
On The Death Penalty: depends on the situation
On Abortion: depends on situation
On Human Equality: don;t have answer
Favorite Food: Pasta,BBQ,hamburgers
Favorite Drink: Diet Pepsi,Beer
Favorite Desert: nilla wafers & vanilla pudding in same bowl mixed together,popcorn & M'Ms
Favorite Fruit: Banana,grapes
Life Motto: Grant me the things I can;t change,the things I can change and the wisdom to know the difference
Word Of advice: Don;t burn any bridges in relationships, you may need them someday
Ok that;s mine 🙂
 
Wow

tickleshotel is a tiny little thing.

navaltickler, Nah not in the NFL. The last couple yesars I've been playing linebacker in the MCFL.

Tron
 
Re: Wow

Neutron said:
tickleshotel is a tiny little thing.

navaltickler, Nah not in the NFL. The last couple yesars I've been playing linebacker in the MCFL.

Tron
oh, thought you said you played in the NFL...thats my bad. still pretty cool you play in a "pro" form of football. You ever play against anyone in the NFL??
 
Years And Years Ago..

I did play in the NFL. So the answer is yes.

Tron
 
Re: Wow

Neutron said:
tickleshotel is a tiny little thing.

navaltickler, Nah not in the NFL. The last couple yesars I've been playing linebacker in the MCFL.

Tron

Neutron,YeP tiny & ticklish all over!😀 😉 :devil:
 
Tron......

did I ever tell you you intrigue the heck out of me? You do.
 
Re: So tickleshotel..

Neutron said:
Where exactly are ya ticklish?

Tron

Neutron,neck,ears,ribs,sides,belly,feet,armpits,
back of the knees..maybe alot more hiding but those are what I know
 
It's The Holidays..

And we have new members so I figured I'd recycle this thread.

Tron
 
Wow...I just saw this...sounds fun Mr. Neutron

Name: daddy (longhair)
Age: 42
Nationality: irish, american
Race: white
Location: Ca.
Grew Up: Portland, Or.
Occupation: Musician, Web Designer, Machine NCC
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: Anyone in KISS
Outlook on life: Life is grand...live it to the fullest
Military Experience: 0 years
Hobbies: Computers, sports collectables, tickling
Hair color: blonde
Eyes: green
Height: 5 feet 10
Weight : About 160 Pounds
Build: average, thin
Piercings: Left Ear
Former Jobs: janitor, cook, security guard
Nicknames: daddy, daddylonghair
Education: HS graduate
Favorite movies: Ghost, Pet Detective, Big
Actress That Turns Me On: Valerie Bertaneli
Sexiest Woman: My g/f
Favorite Books: Music Biographys
Fave Comic Book: Underdog
Favorite NFL Team : Niners
Favorite NHL Team: Bruins
Admires: Honesty
When Annoyed: rolls eyes
When really annoyed: shut the fuck up
On The Death Penalty: Use it!!!
On Human Equality: Prove it...show me your smarts
Favorite Food: Filet Migeon
Favorite Drink: 7up/budweiser
Favorite Desert: Chocolate Cake
Favorite Fruit: NONE
Life Motto: I will sleep when I am dead
I Do Believe: I will tickle 1000 females before I die
Word Of advice: Be grateful for every day you wake up.

peace out,
daddy
 
Name: Armpit_Licker
Age: 20
Nationality: American
Race: Caucasion
Location: St. Louis MO
Grew Up: St. Louis
Occupation: Personal Trainer
Who I Wanted To Be Growing Up: The Hulk
Outlook on life: It only gets better
Military Experience: none yet
Hobbies: working out, playing soccer, hockey and boxing.
Hair color: Medium brown with chestnut highlights
Eyes: hazel
Height: 5'10
Weight : About 190 pounds
Build: Muscular
Piercings: ear 3 times, nipple once
Former Jobs: Movie manager, salesmen
Nicknames: BoyToy
Education: HS graduate, college student currently
Favorite movies: Remember the Titans, The Outsiders, Fear
Actress That Turns Me On: Stacy Dash
Sexiest Women: Stacy Dash
Favorite Books: Saturday Night Lights
Fave Comic Book: None
Favorite NFL Team : Rams
Favorite NHL Team: Blues
Admires: A ticklish girl who loves to be tickled 🙂
When Annoyed: Hits the punching bags
When really annoyed: Hits the person who annoys him. J/K
On The Death Penalty: Depends...
On Abortion: NEVER
On Human Equality: no comment
Favorite Food: Pasta
Favorite Drink: Gatorade
Favorite Desert: Mouse pudding
Favorite Fruit: tangerines
Life Motto: Too tired to think, sorry.
Word Of advice: Always tomorrow
 
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