Out with the boys
Saturday night my friends and I went to a Strip Club. One of the guys
wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When
the
stripper came over to us, my buddy licked the $10 bill and stuck it to
her
butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. He licks the
$20
bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out
a
$50 bill and licks it. I'm curious about the way things are going, but
he
just stuck it to one of her butt cheeks, also.
Seeing the way things are going, the dancer gyrates over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and she's egging me on to try to
top
the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
So, I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her butt,
grabbed
the 80 bucks, and went home.
Saturday night my friends and I went to a Strip Club. One of the guys
wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When
the
stripper came over to us, my buddy licked the $10 bill and stuck it to
her
butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. He licks the
$20
bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out
a
$50 bill and licks it. I'm curious about the way things are going, but
he
just stuck it to one of her butt cheeks, also.
Seeing the way things are going, the dancer gyrates over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and she's egging me on to try to
top
the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
So, I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her butt,
grabbed
the 80 bucks, and went home.
That was really funny.
