I love the idea, but I don't understand it.
Hello,
This is sad but understandable news, you can't have a party if no one shows up.
I live in Northern California, and I can be tallied among the people who thought about going, even to the point of penciling it into my calendar and then not going.
For me, the main reason I didn't go is that I'm not really sure what goes on or what I'm getting myself into.
I have no understanding or first hand knowledge of "gentlemen's clubs" or fetish clubs or whatever exactly passive Arts is, let alone what happens and is expected to happen during a "party?"
I mean, here's a story for the grand kids. When I was last in Vegas, I drove by the TRUEST definition of a FULL SERVICE Gas Station. It had Gas, a Mini-mart and a ***** house. (Chevron BTW 😉)
I being the curious and adventuresome soul that I am, I decided to go inside and do some RESEARCH. Well, I quickly picked a lady who happened to be pretty and looked nice, and we went back to her room and started talking about styles and options, accessories, packages, and even financing, and it all reminded me terribly of buying a track home, only without the nice catalog with swatches in it. (someone must have run out with their Kama Sutra) So I had learned all I felt I needed so I tried to nicely explain to her, that I wasn't prepared to buy now, but was researching for a bachelor party of which I was Best Man (the truth actually).
Well, she was NOT pleased. She stormed out of the room and came back and threatened to diligently jab her 3 inch heel in my eye. So I took Kenny Roger's Advice and decided it was a good time to know when to run, and headed out into the hallway where there I was dumb struck to find literally two walls of women waiting to see and harass the "pervert" being ejected from the brothel.(I wish I had a video camera, it was like out of a John Carpenter Film). So I calmly, yet guardedly walk the gauntlet, where fortunately only insults are flying, until I reach the Madame, and her body guard....
Well, needless to say the whole thing was a mess, and to this day I have NO IDEA what Hooker Covenant I broke. (If anyone knows, please fill me in.)
Now, I'm not implying in the least that anything like this would ever happen at a Passive Arts Tickle Party, just that some people have had either some odd or absolutely no experience in the commercial sex industry and it would help if we had a good picture of what goes on at these parties?
So please tell me, try to give me a brief description of what goes on.
I read the webpage. The part about rates was crystal clear, and the rates are GREAT BTW! But I don't get special parties? What comes with your cover charge? Are there like public shows and then we make private deals with women and whisk them off to private rooms like Eye's Wide Shut or something? And this will really show the damage caused by years of wearing a school uniform, what's the dress code like?
Well, that's enuff prostrating of my lack of Sex Club Knowledge for today. Please let me and people like me what it is that we are signing up for at these parties, and I'll see you November if not Sooner. I should be down there interviewing with some record companies around Halloween, Muwahahhahhaha. (The Best time of year.)
T
