Okay. Here we go.
First up is an oldie. My old ass Windows box. Windows XP Pro SP2 on an Intel Celeron 633 with 512MB of RAM. A couple of 40GB drives live in there, too. It's got some ancient Nvidia GeForce 4 video card and a network card and a USB card. Why a USB card? Damn thing only has one USB port on the back. Stupid. I've got a Westinghouse 19" widescreen LCD on it. The computer is named Homsar, after the character from "Homestar Runner".
Funny thing, its full name and description on our home network is Homsar: Whisky Man II. Reason being that during my first year of college, I had a Frankenstein computer. Totally cobbled together. There were times that it would act stupidly. Random crashes and reboots. Crap like that. Due to that, my friend and I dubbed it "Whisky Man" since it acted drunk. Homsar more or less replaced it as my Windows box, so it became Whisky Man II.
The image is "Happy Samhain" from Samantha aka Bella Donna. Why a Halloween/Samhain pic during Christmas? Easy. She hasn't made a winter-themed pic yet.
Next in line is the current 'top from my other desktop box, my main box no less. Homsar II is a Dual-core Intel Pentium-D 3.0GHz box with 2GB of RAM and 250GB of storage up in there. Some other stuff I put in there is allright, too. It runs Windows Vista Ultimate x64. This one is called... >gasp< Homsar II: Whisky Man III. I thought of calling it Homsar 64. No, I didn't ask if you liked it.
Photo is of Samantha as Sarendra Lunemien, elven Spellblade. Love the picture or you will be destroyed.
There's more! This next one is my oldest notebook, dubbed Greenbook because it's green. It's a Celeron 600 with a shitty 128MB of RAM. Oh well. A friend gave it to me for free to screw around with and so I take care of it 😀 The image is what we call a Night Elf. Specifically, it's Callonde. Samantha's 70 huntress. She'll blow your face up.
Finally is Homsar-2-Go! H2G is my new(er) 'book. It's a Centrino 1.5GHz with 512MB of RAM and all that junk. XP Pro SP2, yeah yeah. Samantha's image "Those Crazy Codreanus" greets you.
Now. You've seen a lot of them. There's some other ones that I run. I take care of Sam's old computer which she uses as a server, but it's pretty boring. Windows Server 2003. Blah.