Pigeon joke

[Haltickling]

Inspired by the hilarious google pigeon thread, I just HAD to post this:

At midnight, a Good Fairy appears in the city park and speaks to two monuments there: "For a hundred years, you stood here patiently in all kinds of weather. Now I'm going to reward you: You are now alive for fifteen minutes." - Twinkle. They are alive and disappear into the bushes.

Fifteen minutes later, the returns and hears them heavily giggling and guffawing behind the bushes. She calls them, and one of them asks for five more minutes. Okay, granted. But the fairy becomes curious what causes their hilarity, so she approaches silently. Wide-eyed, she sees one of the monuments squatting there, already rising again and speaking to the other monument: "Now I hold down a pigeon, and you shit on it!!!"

 

[TicklingDuo]

Cute Hal!

My father loves to tell the story of when he was a young man working downtown. One of his buddies was all dressed up and leaving his office to come to a special meeting. He had enough time to hop next door for a cup of coffee. He made it to the coffee shop just fine. But, on his return trip (a short 50 yards), he got nailed by an entire flock of pigeons. When he walked back into the office a moment later, he was covered from head to toe with pigeon droppings. He was even splashed with coffee from the droppings that had landed in his cup.

Gross but true!

Ann

 

[venray]

To both stories.....

I had a run in with a seagull once....eewwwwww


Ven

 

[venray]

 

[TicklingDuo]

I actually got nailed by a gull when we were sitting by the pool on our honeymoon this past summer. I didn't think much of it. But, the guy sitting on the other side of the pool was dying! LOL

Ann

 

[Prime]

my brush with bird crap fame:



i was playing tennis with a girl i used to date....well i say tennis..she hit the ball and i chased it on my side...but anyhow...we sat down to catch our breath and splat..i got hit on the shoulder...sadly i can't tell you what kind of bird it was. however she thought it was funny..how cute.


Thats a funny joke Hal.