Pissing on graves

[taxwaxus]

Someone told me that on their recent trip to Salem they took a nice long piss onto the grave of John Hathorne (one of the witchraft trial judges and the only one not to apologize...can't say i wouldn't do the same.) this begs the question- If you were to piss on someone's grave who would it be? On the same note whose grave would you want to decorate. I'll start. “Wow, I’m pretty drunk. Where the hell am I. Graveyard, eh? Well here goes... Zzzziipppp….sssssssssssss…Ahhhhhhhhhh. Take that Carrie Nation” *shake shake*. *Lays a wreath for Kurt Vonnegut*
Anyone else gotta go?

 

[a1532b]

Hmm...Quite possibly my own. Time travel is crazy stuff.

 

[Journia]

*wobbles into cemetery, pulls down pants, squats, strains, lifts up, pulls rose out of vase to wipe myself, applies hand sanitizer, pulls up pants, walks away.*
"Yeah....take that Lil' Jon."
*Puts forty black roses on poes grave*

 

[Relent<]

I can't honestly say i'd go through all teh trouble of time traveling to piss on someone's grave. I might squat on GW Bushes grave after Taco Night, but thats about all.

 

[Timewarp]

I would pee on....no one. Here's why,

Oh sure it's just some innocent fun. Maybe a righteous action and a justfiable act...but I sure wouldn't want to do that and disturb remains. Cause that's when all the ghost s*** starts going down and boom....you're dead on tuesday from a dark figure that strangle you...in your mind.

 

[melanie2]

damn what a question....Hitler comes to mind...as does Mussolini....hmm wonder if they would enjoy that? it can be fairly kinky and a turn on for some...Ted Bundy i would do also...it's so hard however for females to piss on a grave...you must squat undignifyingly...probably...pull down your pants..give everyone within viewing range a nice view of certain areas.. then try and pee without it running down your own leg...ack..hmm i suppose you could pee standing up, yet again unless you stand with your legs spread wide, (which the male group woud appreciate) you stand the chance of peeing yet again down your own leg...which then might kill a chance later with the hot guy standing next to you..unless you both take a sexy shower first..

 

[Camel26]

It would be worth the trouble of popping a squat for Hitler...and Dubya, down the road a spell...and the current leader of Iran down the road a spell...

I'm sure I could list others...but those are at the top...

 

[Sutekh]

Hitler doesn´t have a grave... and Mussolini is in a subterranean tomb somewhere. But you can visit it. But since it´s frequented by modern fascists a lot, peeing on it might get you lynched. "You pee-a on il Duce, we set-a you on fire."


If Stalin´s grave were an option, I might want to piss on it. He was a real asshole.

How about Jerry Falwell?

 

[taxwaxus]

looks like nixon's already been done...

 

[melanie2]

Hitler doesn´t have a grave... and Mussolini is in a subterranean tomb somewhere. But you can visit it. But since it´s frequented by modern fascists a lot, peeing on it might get you lynched. "You pee-a on il Duce, we set-a you on fire."


If Stalin´s grave were an option, I might want to piss on it. He was a real asshole.

How about Jerry Falwell?

yikes..i don't like Jerry but is he really worth peeing on? and Hitler doesn't have a grave? hmm wonder why...hehe imagine getting lynched for peeing on Mussolini...hehe...not worth it...hmm can i pee on Charles Manson even though he is still among the living?

 

[Master Chief]

I am sure if Journia laid a pile on little John, I am sure you can wizz on Mr. Manson.

 

[Betchass1]

Anyone who's ever created a computer virus, knowingly distributed spyware, or stolen someone's laptop.

 

[alf1]

you people have w<eird ideas :/ pissing on graves :umm:

it's damn sick


unless you have no other choice


it's ok






kidding

 

[Camel26]

Betchass==amen on the pissing on folks who steal laptops...the f*cker who stole my laptop 3 months after I graduated from college--you know, the computer that had my ENTIRE COLLEGE CAREER on it--is in jail but has been getting the trial pushed back for over 3 years...I'd love to do more than piss on the guy, especially when he wrote an article for a local paper about how robbers choose a target, how much laptops go for on the black market in my area (apparently, my entire college career was worth $75...wonder how much heroin that got him? Was it worth it?), and other assorted sundry crap...grrr...

And I don't care if Hitler doesn't have a grave...I'll find someplace that meant a lot to him and take care of business...a grave is just a stone and a bunch of wormfood...it's arbitrary...

 

[Paulie1]

Paul W.S. Anderson for ruining the Resident Evil saga.

 

[melanie2]

well i must say i can think of better ways to pass time than pissing on grave stones lol..i mean in the long run..the people you want to piss on will in all likelihood not care much...they are probably uh rather warm as it is..hehe

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

As a historian, I really can't sanction the desecration of any grave. There are other ways to set their evils to right.

 

[Wade1]

If Stalin´s grave were an option, I might want to piss on it. He was a real asshole.

And yet I just heard on the radio today that he's increasingly well-regarded among younger Russians. This surprised me.

 

[Journia]

Well he was a hero to some!

 

[SCottman817]

bahahahaha what the heck is wrong with you guys.:laughing:

 

[maniactickler38]

Anyone named Clinton.

 

[kopfhorer1]

Anyone named Clinton.

You don't mean George "P-Funk" Clinton, do ya?

He'd probably make a better president than any of the current hopefuls!

 

[general zod1]

I am gonna piss on Superman's grave:super_hap

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!

If I were Captain Kirk.

 

[Hootus1]

I agree with maniactickler38. Anyone named clinton.