Plan to end the war in Iraq.....

[venray]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)




These Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .

 

[Bugman]

lol Venray,might be worth a try!You are warped by the way lol.

 

[venray]

lol Venray,might be worth a try!You are warped by the way lol.

Thank you my friend.....

 

[Bugman]

No prob,i'm often told i'm a bit warped myself lol.The Curly pic is great by the way,he's my favorite stooge.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Venray. 😀

 

[kered]

Rednecks can Git 'er done!! They have the ingenuity to accomplish anything better than McGyver. They have their own transportation, security, and amusements.

 

[sole seeker]

I'm proud to see Missouri's there!
(Though it should have gotten top billing!) 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

now why hasn't Dubya thought of that? instead of spending like four years in Iraq, we would've been out in less than a month and Saddam and Osama would already been taken care of.

 

[AffectionateDan]

Holeeeeeeeee sheeeeeeeeeeit!

I have *GOT* to get me one of these!