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PMS?......(funny)
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TicklingDuo
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Watch it Strel and Ray! Some of us really do turn nasty during PMS! 😀
Ann
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Strelnikov
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Glad you liked it. One of the advantages of our advanced age is that Mrs. Strel is past the age where I need to be concerned with PMS. Ah, the memories...
Strelnikov
Strelnikov
Watch it, Venray! I'm not above makign a special trip to your place one of these months when I am PMS'ing REALLY bad! We'll see how humorous you find the topic when you witness a live woman to beast tranformation, first hand!! LOL!
Mimi 🙂
Mimi 🙂
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Wait, I know this girl! Ok, ok...she may look different, but I've dated her...
..In every physical manifestation she's ever had. In fact, I've dated her about seventeen times, that's how much of a bone-head I am. She may have been a blond in the late '70's, a redhead in the '80's, a brunette in the '90's...she may have changed her facial sculpting and the size of her breasts, but I know it's been the same girl over and over again.
A conspiracy? Perhaps.🙄
..In every physical manifestation she's ever had. In fact, I've dated her about seventeen times, that's how much of a bone-head I am. She may have been a blond in the late '70's, a redhead in the '80's, a brunette in the '90's...she may have changed her facial sculpting and the size of her breasts, but I know it's been the same girl over and over again.
A conspiracy? Perhaps.🙄
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that's typical?
in what way is the before girl typical? she's incredible!
to live with her, i'd be willing to put up with a week of b.s., lolol
steve
in what way is the before girl typical? she's incredible!
to live with her, i'd be willing to put up with a week of b.s., lolol
steve
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Rest Room Philosophy
Steve, I saw this written on a men's room wall:
"No matter how good she looks, there's a guy somewhere who's tired of putting up with her shit."
Words of wisdom, my friend.
Strelnikov
Steve, I saw this written on a men's room wall:
"No matter how good she looks, there's a guy somewhere who's tired of putting up with her shit."
Words of wisdom, my friend.
Strelnikov
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Well hello, Miz Joby. Of COURSE you haven't a clue about this thread. Southern belles are always sweet and demure - says so right on the label.
Well, usually. Sometimes. Occasionally. Whatever!
Strelnikov
Well, usually. Sometimes. Occasionally. Whatever!
Strelnikov
Strelnikov said:
Well, Hi there, Mr. Strel, Sir.
Right on the label?? You're sure 'nuff gonna make mah petticoat show makin' me laugh that hard! Bless yer heart! Ya make bein' so damn sweet just a PURE pleasure!
Joby...chanting, "Stay with me Scarlet, Stay with me! I can feel the devil takin' over!"
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PMS? That's pretty much me without a good night's sleep! Arrrrgh!!😉
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So many differenet faces......er I mean facets to being a woman...
EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN
ON HIGH STRESS DAYS
1. You - Off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you
weren't asleep
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN
ON HIGH STRESS DAYS
1. You - Off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you
weren't asleep
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
