Pocket Ticklee?

[gypsyhanna]

OMG I want one of each, a 'ler and a 'lee. When I'm not using one or both I can put them in a bowl and watch them have at it LOL.

 

[JS805]

@Georgiatkler: If they die, who cares? Buy another one. They don't get any of the money, it all goes to me. If they quit being ticklish you may abuse it until it laughs (though it will probably be fake and out of fear). No refunds or trade ins. You can, however, swap with other suckers...I mean customers at a swap meet.

@Gypsyhanna: lol I like your enthusiasm.

 

[Tidas]

Damnit, I feel like a retard. Successful troll is successful. 😛 Nicely played sir, nicely played.

 

[Tidas]

What if you're buying them to set them free?

The act of buying them is still immoral regardless of the intent or end result. However, that action should still be carried out, as the greater result of the freedom is worth whatever moral tarnish the act of buying the person would create. (I love being a philosophy major 😀 )

 

[nmqrs]

I would like a pocket 'lee for each pocket, please.

 

[maniactickler]

Ill pass on this one. i have a 20 inch minimum.

 

[JS805]

The act of buying them is still immoral regardless of the intent or end result. However, that action should still be carried out, as the greater result of the freedom is worth whatever moral tarnish the act of buying the person would create. (I love being a philosophy major 😀 )

I was a philosophy major...never learned about this theory. Then again, I stood clear of boring ethics classes. I preferred Metaphysics and Epistemology.

 

[InspectorJapp]

i have a 20 inch minimum.

Wow, you must be a lonely man.

 

[Tidas]

I was a philosophy major...never learned about this theory. Then again, I stood clear of boring ethics classes. I preferred Metaphysics and Epistemology.

This would be my theory. I am a big ethics fan, although I love metaphysics. Epistemology is a bit odd for me sometimes, tends to get a bit...out there.

 

[poopies]

This would be my theory. I am a big ethics fan, although I love metaphysics. Epistemology is a bit odd for me sometimes, tends to get a bit...out there.

I took a metaphysics class, but I failed the final when my teacher caught me looking into the soul of the boy next to me.

 

[prestidigits]

everything with me is better.

pffffffft.

That I do believe.

 

[prestidigits]

Dear God I hope this is supposed to be humorous. (key word here is supposed to be) What you are espousing is a direct violation of basic human rights, and is akin to slavery. Doesn't matter what the circumstances, buying a human being is always wrong.

Come on! Lighten up! Sheesh!

 

[prestidigits]

Interesting concept. Can we be equal opportunity about it and have pocket lers too? 😛

I know a delicious woman who would volunteer.

Come to think of it, I would volunteer too!

 

[prestidigits]

OMG!! It's bad enough when I forget to check my pants and wash and dry a cough drop, winning lottery ticket or candy or dead president! I can also see the folks at the dry cleaners calling the cops or Geraldo Rivera. How much of the $499 goes to the lee'ler? What if the little tickle babe quits being ticklish or is one of those Fm Concepts or Cal Star models to begin with? Is there a refund/trade in/swap meet program out there? The CIA would propbably take over in the interest of national security.

I think you need to buy the optional Pocket 'Lee/'Ler Extended Warranty Package.

 

[JS805]

This would be my theory. I am a big ethics fan, although I love metaphysics. Epistemology is a bit odd for me sometimes, tends to get a bit...out there.

Epistemology certainly wasn't as interesting as Metaphysics. It was tougher and not something that I cared to think about quite as much. But Metaphysics was so cool. Who would think of these crazy Descartes ideas like what if everything we see is just an illusion that some evil deity is implanting into our heads. Or maybe we're some brain inside a vat being given these crazy thoughts. That stuff to me was cool. I hated ethics...except my biomedical ethics class was pretty cool...is abortion ethical? Is cloning ethical? That type of stuff was cool...any other ethics classes or eastern philosophy I hated.

 

[prestidigits]

I was a philosophy major...never learned about this theory. Then again, I stood clear of boring ethics classes. I preferred Metaphysics and Epistemology.

Hey, I loved ethics! It's the class that teaches you how to justify anything you want to do! Try theological ethics! It's the best!

 

[prestidigits]

I took a metaphysics class, but I failed the final when my teacher caught me looking into the soul of the boy next to me.

When I use this joke, do you want credit for it? This line is hilarious! Too good to keep!

 

[prestidigits]

There is a deliciously sexy lady in our community who has discussed her fantasy of being a pocket 'lee. I'll commend this thread to her attention. She could contribute brilliantly. She's also a genius writer. Maybe we can get a nice piece of fiction out of this!

Thanks, JS, for starting it! It's the best new one I've seen in a while.

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I know a delicious woman who would volunteer.

Come to think of it, I would volunteer too!

Somehow, I'm not too surprised to hear that! lol 😉

And for the record, to those crying ethics violations... This is purely fantasy fun. I would never buy a real person under any circumstances. Stealing them is soo much cheaper! 😛 j/k

 

[prestidigits]

And some of us have no objection to being stolen.

Ann, are you listening?

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

And some of us have no objection to being stolen.

Ann, are you listening?

Hmmmmm? What was that??? The voices in my head are talking again!

 

[prestidigits]

Listen to the Voices! Listen to the Voices!

 

[JS805]

There is a deliciously sexy lady in our community who has discussed her fantasy of being a pocket 'lee.

Is her name emilyemilyemily??

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

LOL And I'd have a built in editor to boot! After all, if I were to have a servant, I'd want to make full use of them! 😛

OK, I'll stop now. We now return you to your previously scheduled thread.

 

[prestidigits]

Is her name emilyemilyemily??

No I have never had that conversation with emilyemilyemily. Sadly...