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[milagros317]

Did you hear about the shopkeeper in East Berlin who hid a Czechoslovakian midget from the KGB in the back of his store?

He cached a small Czech.

*groan* Good double pun. 😀

 

[Xodlirv]

Thanks, glad you liked it!! I've got lots more Czechoslovakian puns!

What do you call a Czechoslovakian abortion? A cancelled Czech.

What do you call a family of Czechoslovakian high-wire walkers? A system of Czechs and balances.

What do you call a Czechoslovakian contortionist? A rubber Czech.

What does the Czechoslovakian Ryan Seacrest say at the end of his show? "Czech out!"

 

[rdhd]

So politically incorrect.... Yet funny.

 

[milagros317]

Thanks, glad you liked it!! I've got lots more Czechoslovakian puns!

What do you call a Czechoslovakian abortion? A cancelled Czech.

What do you call a family of Czechoslovakian high-wire walkers? A system of Czechs and balances.

What do you call a Czechoslovakian contortionist? A rubber Czech.

What does the Czechoslovakian Ryan Seacrest say at the end of his show? "Czech out!"

*multiple groans*
Very nice family of puns. 😀

 

[Xodlirv]

So politically incorrect.... Yet funny.

I'm not trying to start an argument; but how is it politically incorrect? I'm just deriving humor from the homonym. Is "Czech" an incorrect term (like "eskimo")? If so, I didn't know that.

 

[Xodlirv]

Of course, that's not to say I can't do politically incorrect puns. I can.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece? With a crowbar!

 

[SmileyTkls]

What will Jay Leno be hosting from now on? The Tonight No-Show.

 

[Xodlirv]

Once there was an American man of Japanese descent, whose last name was Wong. He met a young Japanese-American lady, whose name was also Wong. (Nothing odd about that; it's more or less the Japanese equivalent of Smith.) They fell in love, and were married. Within a year of the marriage, Mrs. Wong became pregnant. Mr. Wong was delighted; but his joy turned to outrage upon the birth of the baby, who turned out to be Caucasian. Mr. Wong accused his wife of infidelity and sued for divorce. At the hearing, Mrs. Wong pleaded her innocence and swore that the child was her husband's. The judge knew that she was lying, and granted the divorce, because---





---here it comes---





---two Wongs don't make a white.