Post a silly "fact"

[chrisheaven]

Post a silly "fact" here. It hasn't got to be a fact at all.
Here's an example:
Oranges are green!

 

[thetmfobserver]

Chrisheaven is paid by Milagros to continually make new threads.

 

[milagros317]

Chrisheaven ought to be paid by Myriads to NOT make new threads. 😛

 

[chrisheaven]

Chrisheaven ought to be paid by Myriads to NOT make new threads. 😛

I am in fact paid by nobody--
I make these threads for fun
Although I have to confess that I have received many offers of money to make new threads-but have had to turn them down on account of the fact that they are just too silly!

 

[thetmfobserver]

Natalie Portman and Conan O'Brien had an incredibly dirty sex scene live on TV last night.

 

[darkscar]

Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.

 

[Bohemianne]

Kicking in the @rse is common in this place (SSF).

 

[Gothika]

purple is realy yellow

 

[thetmfobserver]

Combing your hair causes chlamydia

 

[kered]

Milagros kicks Chris' arse at least once a month.

 

[PomPom]

my best friend is a koala

 

[Gothika]

i can see my reflection in my head

 

[PomPom]

I've sailed around the world 182 times

 

[drewskee]

There is no such place as Wyoming.

 

[PomPom]

I met the Queen of England

 

[Gothika]

i swim in pie

 

[kered]

Due to the popularity of Smokey and The Bandit I made a fortune in the 70's selling Tire Buddy's.

 

[PomPom]

I'm typing this from the Amazon Forest

 

[Gothika]

miss piggy is my best friend

 

[PomPom]

I haven't slept in four months

 

[Gothika]

everytime i got out side the snow attacks me

 

[PomPom]

Theres a zombie eating my leg right now

 

[drewskee]

Crack cures cancer!

 

[PomPom]

The goldfish cry when I bite their heads off

 

[Gothika]

my nipples cry when its cold outside