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Post a silly "fact"

I just saw a chicken get hit by an asteroid and die after it crossed the road
 
I went to place called the Boobengarden
Lots of boobs but no garden.
 
I have a face on the back of my head and it tells me what to do
 
A new Canadian quarter to be minted and released this year, will have a pair of feet (soles) on it.​
 
PomPom said:
I once ripped out my asshole and threw it against the wall and jumped through it into another dimension
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OMFG!!! Astronomers have discovered the asshole! Is that like a worm hole, or a blackhole. Bummer.​
 
The last time I drank any sort of liquid was in 1543.
 
i was impregnated by a chicken mcnugget and had a mcrib sandwish as my baby
 
gothfreakhell said:
i was impregnated by a chicken mcnugget and had a mcrib sandwish as my baby
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OMG I THINK I JUST WOKE UP EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING HOTEL WITH MY LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHA
STOP BEING FUNNY IT HURTS TO LAUGH THAT HARD
 
I walked into the kitchen to get some golden grahams when I fell into an alternate dimension
 
I have Mark Wahlberg chained up in my basement and he won't shut the fuck up
 
PomPom said:
I have Mark Wahlberg chained up in my basement and he won't shut the fuck up
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that is because he has a new movie screening to attend to

he playes this zombie that is addicted to mtn dew and pees a lot
 
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