private parts (more fun from frankie f!)

[steph]

>Subject: FW: FW: Private Parts
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> > >> My Private Part Died Today!
> > >>
> > >> An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in
> > >>a nursing home.
> > >>
> > >> One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy
> > >>asked if there was anything
> > >> wrong.
> > >>
> > >> "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died
> > >>today, and I am very sad."
> > >>
> > >> Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little
> > >>crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry,
> > >> Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences.
> > >>
> > >> The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall
> > >>with his
> > >> Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
> > >>
> > >> "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the
> > >>hall like that.. Please put your
> > >> Private Part back inside your pajamas."
> > >>
> > >> But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you
> > >>yesterday that my
> > >> Private Part died."
> > >>
> > >> "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
> > >>pajamas?"
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very funny, Steph. 😀

PS: Why doesn't Frankie post these himself?

 

[steph]

Good question.
I know he housesits sometimes and doesn't like to visit here from someone elses's, yanno? 😉

XOXO

 

[milagros317]

Thanks, now I understand. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

Good joke.

Makes sense about why Frankie's asking someone else to post for him.