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proctologist joke

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A few days before his proctological examination, Mr Smith a one-eyed gentleman accidentally swallows his glass eye. He is worried for a while, but there are no ill effects and he soon forgets about it.

Once he gets to the doctor's office, Mr Smith follows the doctors instructions, gets undressed and bends over. The first thing the doctor sees when he looks up the mans bum is the glass eye staring right back at him!

After collecting his composure the doctor turns and says to the man "You know Mr Smith, you really have to learn to trust me."
 
You don't have to worry about being in a proctologist's office unless you feel both of his hands on your shoulders.
 
LMAO!

I guess I'm just tired enough after my road trip to be able to visualize this joke. Now I'm afraid to try to sleep! Still, very funny TSS.
 
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