I never htought of a drug store as a slice of Americana, but I suppose it is! Learn something new everyday! 😉
So you walk into this little building that houses what most of the Third World would consider miracles and you're blasted by a cold front. Have you ever walked into the local Rite Aid and not been hit with cold air? Or how about that lovely antisepic smell...a mix of aspirin and plastic and rubbing alcohol. LOVELY I say. 😛
You see Red, aisle by aisle you see the ugly needed items of life displayed sie by side.
A 12 year old stuffed animal puppy next to a 3 dollar lawn chair. A nicotine patch and a cigar in the same LOCKED case. Beer and icecream in a cooler framed by dental floss and contact lens cleaner! It's a conucopia of all the things you lose before you completely use up. There cosmetics is horrendous. Who buys lipstick at the drugstores besides my great aunt who is 93 years old??? SCARY! Then again, she's probably married to the fellow who buys the striped tubes socks from 1983 on aisle 4 next to the bug spray.
Once you get past all of this..LITERALLY, as the pharmacist is ALWAYS wihtout fail in the back of the store, you may pry open the cltuched hand holding your prescription and hand it to the peron behind the counter who look like they need a nap. Comb-over guys and girls with bleached or permed hair seem to be the norm for pharmacies.
So there you stand admiring the selection of canes, crutches and wheelchairs by the infamous water fountain. (All drug stores seem to have these.) Your arms are growing heavy with your selections that sucked you in on the way to the back of the store. You're wistfully thinking, "If only it were like Mr Gower's place. I could good that good little George Bailey to make me a soda while I wait." But instead, your hour long revery is shaken by the cold voice that almost happily states, "We're out of this medication. You can try again tomorrow." ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So you plop down your cherry scented suntan lotion with a SPF of 916. You pile on top of that your cowboy bandana, and the air fresheners shaped like trees and feet. DAMN THEM! Now you have to buy this somewhere else. Hey, You can't live without it, now can you??? But you have to have standards...they may be low....but you will not shop here again! EVER...until it's 2 am and the other stores are all closed. *shrug*
Joby