tickleteasing
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Your working at a bed store and its your first day, and your job is to take orders for delivery and when you take your first order your supervisor is standing there telling you that your call will be recorded for training purposes. Then when you get your first call there is a lot of people around you so people are watching you, then when the call starts it goes like this:
Caller: I would like some information about your California King sized beds with the swedish foam memory mattresses you have
*in the background as your on the phone with this person you hear the sound of a woman laughing her head off, and a bunch of men saying things like go for her feet, nibble on her ears, tickle her neck, rub oil on her it makes her more sensitive, get some feathers and a fork, and turn on the pulsar and the spinbrush toothbrush*
You: *shocked by the sounds* Yes what would you like to know
Caller: How strong are the four poster bed posts
You: *gets quiet* what do you mean
Caller: How sturdy I mean if you pulled on them would they break
You: well we have them in brass
Caller: GREAT!!! But lets say someone was pulling at the at those four posters for say all night long would they break
You: *suddenly gets a jittery tone to her voice* Why on earth would someone need to be pulling at those four posters
Caller: well we need the bed for the purpose of a play
You: *SUDDENLY VERY CURIOUS* what kind of play
Caller: Well I am not sure you want to know what its about the name of the play is laugh till you cry
You: Why would you laugh until you cry is this a comedy
*Suddenly everyone is watching what she says on the phone*
Caller: Well the play is basically three hours and it is going to run nightly about 40 weeks and it has a woman tied to the bed spread eagle blindfolded, naked on stage and tickled senseless by about ten guys to where she orgasms over and over again
You: *turns beet red and tries to get the information for the order down* I see hmmmm well rrrrr
Now how would you handle it after this point
Caller: I would like some information about your California King sized beds with the swedish foam memory mattresses you have
*in the background as your on the phone with this person you hear the sound of a woman laughing her head off, and a bunch of men saying things like go for her feet, nibble on her ears, tickle her neck, rub oil on her it makes her more sensitive, get some feathers and a fork, and turn on the pulsar and the spinbrush toothbrush*
You: *shocked by the sounds* Yes what would you like to know
Caller: How strong are the four poster bed posts
You: *gets quiet* what do you mean
Caller: How sturdy I mean if you pulled on them would they break
You: well we have them in brass
Caller: GREAT!!! But lets say someone was pulling at the at those four posters for say all night long would they break
You: *suddenly gets a jittery tone to her voice* Why on earth would someone need to be pulling at those four posters
Caller: well we need the bed for the purpose of a play
You: *SUDDENLY VERY CURIOUS* what kind of play
Caller: Well I am not sure you want to know what its about the name of the play is laugh till you cry
You: Why would you laugh until you cry is this a comedy
*Suddenly everyone is watching what she says on the phone*
Caller: Well the play is basically three hours and it is going to run nightly about 40 weeks and it has a woman tied to the bed spread eagle blindfolded, naked on stage and tickled senseless by about ten guys to where she orgasms over and over again
You: *turns beet red and tries to get the information for the order down* I see hmmmm well rrrrr
Now how would you handle it after this point




