Tom Tickle
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QUESTIONS FROM THE FANS (in the post-modern sense i.e. assuming that the girls have fans in their own universe and this one –ed. SHUT UP!)
Everyone man jack one of you has been clamouring to get a bit of background info to the wondrous Fox Sisters. Who are they really? What kind of people are they? What are their passions, their hopes and which one would date your dad?
Well, as some people who like stating the obvious say; you’ve got to start somewhere, so let us paint the scene. The interviewer, a portly fellow in his mid-twenties, is waiting in the grand reception hall of the Fox Mansion, Wiltshire, England. It has a sweeping staircase like something out of a fifties melodrama, and the giant expanse of floor is seamless polished marble, a little slippery as your blundering interviewer found out earlier. Hahaha…ouawwch.
Exotic ferns almost billow from hanging baskets a metre wide, and as you look up, you can see that the whole marvellous atrium is festooned with luxurious greenery, alternating with smooth facades and spacious arches. At the top is a glass roof, and someone has volunteered to clean it… with that kind of view I can’t blame him, or her – his hair seems to be awfully long – but along the stair case we ascend- oh yes- you’re coming too!
We can look from over two floors up, but even now, there is a gallery some way above. Some of those with a social conscience will ask ‘but why so much space devoted to so few?’ these girls are earning enough over the next few years to buy this grand house twice over, although it is an heirloom of one Dr Featherfinger. The money this project of theirs, combined with DVD’s, comics, magazine features, TV appearances and even a soon-to-be-released video game, is ringing the tills across several nations.
Through a spacious arch and along a corridor with light wells giving us a burst of azure sky every few metres, there are doors. Lots of doors. But as soon as we think of peeking behind, we’ve reached the interview room; Dr Featherfinger’s study. Take a long breath, loyal readers, as we meet one-on-one with the flame-haired sex bomb, or should I say sex A-bomb, Nina Fox, the girl with so many curves she makes a cue ball look square. The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mum, just make you’re your dad doesn’t see her; the poor guy hasn’t made his will yet.
Nina is indeed curvaceous, but in her tight sweater and jeans, not quite you’d expect. Her voice is sultry and soft. She is not overt in her promiscuity, although her dangerous verdant eyes glint when she purrs her welcome. Her speaking voice is eloquent, yet far from the strangulated vowels of many with her income, and an accent very much situated in the Home Counties. Despite her modest attire, there can be no hiding her generous bosom and heart-shaped hind, and I think she knows this too … are you sitting comfortably?...
Who are you?
Nina Madeline Fox
Where and when were you born?
Born 3rd August '86 and raised in Guildford, Surrey.
What is your favourite song of all time?
Too many to choose from. Something fun, but sexy as well. I’m a rock chick so something like Naked by Reef. Goldfrapp are good fun as well.
Do you like to bake/cook?
(laughs) why bother when you can throw something in the microwave?
Do you believe in ghosts?
I probably would if I saw one, but then would I know I was looking at a ghost? I’m a bit sceptical about these things.
Winter or summer?
Summer, honey! I have to cover up in winter, and that’s no fun at all… for either of us, hehe.
If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?
Dead or alive? Alive please! (giggles) oh come on, it has to be the girls, the Doc and perhaps Dominic.
… Any famous faces?
Famous faces? Marlon Brando, when he was young of course.
What are your "comfy clothes"?
My pink sweater and leggings. Very cosy and quick to get out of if I want to get naked. They’re actually quite figure hugging as well.
If you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Hopefully happy, but probably sleepy (giggles heartily). Definitely not bashful.
Do you believe in heaven and hell?
I feel extremely privileged to be living in heaven (looks around palatial home). Hell is when you’re stuck in a lift with a headache and some sleaze won’t stop touching you.
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
The stones were edgier, more rock and roll. I think the Beatles were quite safe, unless you were around John when he mouthed off about Jesus and stuff.
What colour are your eyes?
Hmmm, emerald green. And yours?
…Ahem, just… brown
Hmm, all the better to see me with!
…ha! - In me’ power! (Ed – oh don’t start)
Hehehe, you’re a mad one! (Shakes her ample bosom)
Yes… well…What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villain, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)?
Great question daddio! The villainess, because of my red hair, and they get to fuck the villain and the hero. A real slutty villainess, hahaha!
… Do you like comics?
It was a good question, but please don’t think I like comics because of it. I used to get the Disney ones when I was a kid… other than that, no.
If you were to pick one room in the Mansion to be trapped in, what would it be?
Unless it was on fire, I’d go for the doctor’s study, because I can access all the controls from there! Who sent that in by the way?
…I’m not supposed to say…If you were one word, what word would you be?
Hmmm… bouncy? Ooh no, that sounds terrible. No wait… slippery. I like that better. It’s quite a sexy word. Slippery!
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
We’ve got some really cool fans! Erm.. ( blows flick of sienna hair… don’t get carried away – ed) obviously prehistory would be dangerous, but anytime when the plants were really big, so I could get all naked and let them tickle my curves! Ooohhoo!
(Yummy!) What is your natural hair color?
Deep red. NOT ginger!
How many people are in your family?
Three, although I only share my mum with Babs and Lucy. Our fathers are different. I only really count my baby sisters, although they’re anything but that!
Favourite Rapper?
Does Kanye West count?
…I suppose…
What’s the First Thing You Notice In A Boy?
The size of his bulge (titters)… okay, I love looking at a guy’s eyes, although shoulders… broad shoulders are nice.
What language would you like to speak fluently?
ITALIAN!
How many kids (or any at all) would you want to have?
Well, one day, when all of this is well behind me I might settle down and start a family. I don’t think about it. None for now, thanks guys!
Which religion do you choose to follow?
Eek! In my line of work it pays to leave that well alone. I don’t know if a true fan would ask that. No comment, hahaha!
Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?
Sports. Badminton, squash, multigym… it’s pretty tough keeping a small enough waist for those contour suits.
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
Both creatures are beautiful and either one would be great, unless you mean something else… I hope you don’t but - you know - fandom can be a strange thing.
Are you fed up of all these questions?
Not yet, continue… wait, which arse sent that in?
…Can’t say, sorry.
Fish or Fowl?
Oohoo! To eat or to have tickling me? I’d say fish to eat and fowl tickling me… very direct!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
In our last adventure the eggs appeared before the chicken… and what a chicken!
What is your favorite color?
Well, my contour suit is royal blue, and my car is chrome blue… so blue.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Say it again? Sorry, that’s a stupid question.
Beach or mountain?
Better! I’d opt for the beach, sweetheart.
Left handed or right handed?
I’m right handed.
Who do you count on when feeling down?
On those rare days when I get down I usually go for a walk on my own, but either Babs or Lucy usually perk me up.
Do you plan in advance?
I rarely need to. Things round here are quite spontaneous!
What attracts you most?
To a man or a person? Sorry that sounded really harsh, hahaha! In a man, smell. I love a man who smells nice! personality wise; sensitivity. I hate arrogant, callous people.
Do you hold hands when you walk in public?
Sometimes. Depends who I’m with. I don’t with Babs but Lucy is very touchy-feely and we hold hands, especially if something is preying on our minds.
How many hobbies do you have?
Like sports? Quite a few. I don’t know if you could count clubbing and dancing… sex? (smiles the naughtiest smile conceivable)
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Dr featherfinger, telling me off! hehehe.
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
I’ve never said that to anyone apart from my sisters, so no. what a funny question?
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Only if I could come back, and only if they were a race of tickling, tentacled love gods! (a sexy laugh).
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
In a big bath with lots of bubbles and a cup of tea!
…That sounds very homely…
It’s Sunday! I‘m usually pretty worn out by then!
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
This job! Being paid hundreds of thousands of pounds for living out my sexiest fantasies!
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Here! say no more!
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
One of our fans, just to see how they feel about us… no, honestly. I love you guys.
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Nothing. I phone for a pizza!
What is your favourite word?
Tickle or ticklish
What makes you cry?
The last time I cried was over something so stupid, like a film about a whale or something. The suffering of others… and I include animals as others.
What makes you laugh?
Do you really need to ask that?! Haha, it’s alright hun’. Lots of things make me laugh. A really good witty joke or anet..anecdote(?) from Dom. He’s a scream.
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
A man-eater! A tigress perhaps… do you like my purrr? I can purr like a kitten (she purrs. IT IS AWESOME)
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
I’ve kind of won the lottery, I suppose. Set up something to help people, you know the thing. Then people will think twice before criticizing what I do.
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
They’re both the same!
Who was your hero as a child?
Betty Page
...As a child?!... (she nods)...fair enough...
If you could date an actor, who would it be?
Modern actor? Well I suppose the only choice right now is Christian Bale, although Johnny Depp… (nods, smiling)
What do you do for fun?
Apart from the videos?… hang out, do lunch, drive my corvette… stimulate myself with the doctor’s pleasure machines. That never gets old.. hehmm(smiles to herself).
Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?
Hard to say. I do a lot of both.
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Cry!
What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Naughty, sexy, dangerous!
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Hopefully carrying on in this project. It’s better than working for a living.
What are you most proud of in your life?
I don’t know. Being sensible about this and staying the course. Getting expelled from my old school so I could come to prickly hills and meet the doc! But it’s not a good idea to get expelled. I landed on my feet. I suppose finishing my schooling despite everything that’s happened.
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
We kind of share a bloodhound, Wellington. Really he’s Lucy’s but he’s a good companion. Barbara’s the one with all the pets! (giggles) there are a few pests around the place that the doc can use when he gets the urge, not that I can complain.
Who do you admire most?
People who have a hell of a tougher life than me but still manage to be happy. Nurses, soldiers...people like that.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
That’s private!.
When do you plan on getting married?
Dear god no! (laughs)
Get the number or give the number?
A girl likes to give but I’ve no problem getting, either.
Romance or Kinky Sex?
There’s no long term beau in my life so romance never gets a look in, but kinky sex isn’t always right either. It’s not always restraints and feather dusters!
How do you feel?
Everyone says I’m firm where it counts, hahaha!
What size shoe do you wear?
5 ½. Are you into feet?
…not really, but some of the fans are…
Water or 100% Juice?
All concentrate is really bad for your teeth, so that isn’t an option. Who has pure juice?
Would you rather be hot or cold?
I’m always feeling hot (winks).
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Can I say neither? Some people really are sadists, don’t you think?
Favorite Place to Eat?
Anywhere that isn’t too warm or smells of burnt/ greasy food. so guys, that means no greasy cafes or kebab vans! I’ll eat fast food occasionally, but only drive-thru. You wont get me into one of the restaurants, too many chavs. Anywhere else is fine by me.
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
A good musical can be so much fun, and street performers are quite cool. Going to the movies is great until some moose starts talking to the person next door or cracking walnuts… it happens.
What is your favorite clothing brand?
I don’t go in for that bullshit. If it looks good and feels nice I’ll throw it on.
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
My ‘69 chevy corvette. She’s beautiful. So sleek, but powerful. A real classic.
Your favorite Disney Films?
Oooh, Alice in wonderland of course! With those tickling flamingoes… What’s the one with the flying bed?...
…Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
Yeah! that’s the one! That has to be one of the best family films out there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Barbara went topless the other side, Hehehe! You knew I had to say something like that!
Where is Waldo?
Down Barbara’s cleavage, along with everything else! Poor babs, they do cause her some embarrassment, but I’m sure you guys wouldn’t have her any other way.
Favorite element?
Chemical? I don’t know many… oh, like fire, water and stuff? I’d have to say fire! Nobody wants wind and earth is pretty boring. You might as well say mud.
What was your last thought?
…Mud?
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
It’s more likely to be juice and crackers. Is he American? I can’t get away with cookies with this arse. Seriously!
Favorite fruit?
I’d love to say passionfruit but I’ve never had it. A juicy water melon, all to myself. I’d just love to eat it naked so all the juice dribbles down my tits and tummy….mmmm! messsy girl! (giggles, as does the interviewer, foolishly)
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Bad coughs are only with you for a few weeks in the winter. A bad laugh will haunt you for life, and scare off the fans.
Are you a cat or a dog person?
Both, although they would fight if I had a cat.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I’d get around as easy deaf as I am now, so deaf.
Define yourself in 3 words...
Sensual, ticklish, adventurous
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Sometimes, but what a lame question hon’.
What is your favorite TV show?
Takeshi’s castle. Me and the girls want to do it one day. I think we’d cause a real distraction to those Japanese salary men.
Kill the spider or let it out?
Give it to Babs, she’ll have something in mind.
Do you shower every single day?
Twice a day. At least.I love to shower!
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
I know you shouldn’t but if they’re visibly hurt or ill then I have to stop, unless it’s late because it might be a trap. I should say only when I’m accompanied by others.
What is your favourite Pj Fabric?
Anything slinky!
Where do you want to travel next?
Pleasure Island!
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out?
Is this a proposition Mr. Jackson? I would’ve thought I was a little too post adolescent for you? (Spluttering chuckles from interviewer).
What is your favorite food?
Moroccan lamb with couscous. So boys, if you want to seduce me into bed via the dinner table (winks)… just remember the ice bucket. For the champagne and your anatomy. You’ll need it!
What is your favorite place?
So far, apart from this pleasure palace, the aviary, although I hear Pleasure Island is shaping up to be wild. The aviary was pretty… orgasmic!
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
To have more staying power with regards to tickling so I could last ten times longer before climaxing. I’d still be ticklish, but just have a lot more stamina, although I might be overcome by ticklish ecstasy!
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
I’d go with water, as I don’t know what goes into gatorade.
Favorite body part?
Mine or a man’s? I do love my hair, my eyes, my breasts and anywhere sensual. I wish my bottom was a bit smaller and my legs longer. That’s where my sister’s are lucky! In a man, well… the bigger the better the quicker I’m wetter, hahahaa!
Flip flops or sandles?
I rather go bare-foot. There’s a wonderful feathery rug in the drawing room, and although it’s not ticklish outright, rubbing your feet on it gets the juices flowing.
What do you do on fridays?
Head on out for a night, or I might stay in and indulge myself, and others!
Do you like bananas?
(raises eyebrow. Clearly underwhelmed) poo to that question.
How tall are you?
5'7’'
…and your measurements?
Thirty-six double E, Twenty six, Thirty six.
Cheers Nina (holds out hand)
( Nina tips interviewer's chin up and whispers) Eyes up here, sweetheart… it’s been a pleasure.
Everyone man jack one of you has been clamouring to get a bit of background info to the wondrous Fox Sisters. Who are they really? What kind of people are they? What are their passions, their hopes and which one would date your dad?
Well, as some people who like stating the obvious say; you’ve got to start somewhere, so let us paint the scene. The interviewer, a portly fellow in his mid-twenties, is waiting in the grand reception hall of the Fox Mansion, Wiltshire, England. It has a sweeping staircase like something out of a fifties melodrama, and the giant expanse of floor is seamless polished marble, a little slippery as your blundering interviewer found out earlier. Hahaha…ouawwch.
Exotic ferns almost billow from hanging baskets a metre wide, and as you look up, you can see that the whole marvellous atrium is festooned with luxurious greenery, alternating with smooth facades and spacious arches. At the top is a glass roof, and someone has volunteered to clean it… with that kind of view I can’t blame him, or her – his hair seems to be awfully long – but along the stair case we ascend- oh yes- you’re coming too!
We can look from over two floors up, but even now, there is a gallery some way above. Some of those with a social conscience will ask ‘but why so much space devoted to so few?’ these girls are earning enough over the next few years to buy this grand house twice over, although it is an heirloom of one Dr Featherfinger. The money this project of theirs, combined with DVD’s, comics, magazine features, TV appearances and even a soon-to-be-released video game, is ringing the tills across several nations.
Through a spacious arch and along a corridor with light wells giving us a burst of azure sky every few metres, there are doors. Lots of doors. But as soon as we think of peeking behind, we’ve reached the interview room; Dr Featherfinger’s study. Take a long breath, loyal readers, as we meet one-on-one with the flame-haired sex bomb, or should I say sex A-bomb, Nina Fox, the girl with so many curves she makes a cue ball look square. The kind of girl you can take home to meet your mum, just make you’re your dad doesn’t see her; the poor guy hasn’t made his will yet.
Nina is indeed curvaceous, but in her tight sweater and jeans, not quite you’d expect. Her voice is sultry and soft. She is not overt in her promiscuity, although her dangerous verdant eyes glint when she purrs her welcome. Her speaking voice is eloquent, yet far from the strangulated vowels of many with her income, and an accent very much situated in the Home Counties. Despite her modest attire, there can be no hiding her generous bosom and heart-shaped hind, and I think she knows this too … are you sitting comfortably?...
Who are you?
Nina Madeline Fox
Where and when were you born?
Born 3rd August '86 and raised in Guildford, Surrey.
What is your favourite song of all time?
Too many to choose from. Something fun, but sexy as well. I’m a rock chick so something like Naked by Reef. Goldfrapp are good fun as well.
Do you like to bake/cook?
(laughs) why bother when you can throw something in the microwave?
Do you believe in ghosts?
I probably would if I saw one, but then would I know I was looking at a ghost? I’m a bit sceptical about these things.
Winter or summer?
Summer, honey! I have to cover up in winter, and that’s no fun at all… for either of us, hehe.
If you could pick anyone dead or alive to have lunch with, who would it be?
Dead or alive? Alive please! (giggles) oh come on, it has to be the girls, the Doc and perhaps Dominic.
… Any famous faces?
Famous faces? Marlon Brando, when he was young of course.
What are your "comfy clothes"?
My pink sweater and leggings. Very cosy and quick to get out of if I want to get naked. They’re actually quite figure hugging as well.
If you were one of the seven dwarfs, who would you be?
Hopefully happy, but probably sleepy (giggles heartily). Definitely not bashful.
Do you believe in heaven and hell?
I feel extremely privileged to be living in heaven (looks around palatial home). Hell is when you’re stuck in a lift with a headache and some sleaze won’t stop touching you.
Rolling Stones or Beatles?
The stones were edgier, more rock and roll. I think the Beatles were quite safe, unless you were around John when he mouthed off about Jesus and stuff.
What colour are your eyes?
Hmmm, emerald green. And yours?
…Ahem, just… brown
Hmm, all the better to see me with!
…ha! - In me’ power! (Ed – oh don’t start)
Hehehe, you’re a mad one! (Shakes her ample bosom)
Yes… well…What sort of character would you play in a comic book (hero, humorous sidekick, villain, that abrasive newspaper guy, etc.)?
Great question daddio! The villainess, because of my red hair, and they get to fuck the villain and the hero. A real slutty villainess, hahaha!
… Do you like comics?
It was a good question, but please don’t think I like comics because of it. I used to get the Disney ones when I was a kid… other than that, no.
If you were to pick one room in the Mansion to be trapped in, what would it be?
Unless it was on fire, I’d go for the doctor’s study, because I can access all the controls from there! Who sent that in by the way?
…I’m not supposed to say…If you were one word, what word would you be?
Hmmm… bouncy? Ooh no, that sounds terrible. No wait… slippery. I like that better. It’s quite a sexy word. Slippery!
If you could time travel, what would be your first stop?
We’ve got some really cool fans! Erm.. ( blows flick of sienna hair… don’t get carried away – ed) obviously prehistory would be dangerous, but anytime when the plants were really big, so I could get all naked and let them tickle my curves! Ooohhoo!
(Yummy!) What is your natural hair color?
Deep red. NOT ginger!
How many people are in your family?
Three, although I only share my mum with Babs and Lucy. Our fathers are different. I only really count my baby sisters, although they’re anything but that!
Favourite Rapper?
Does Kanye West count?
…I suppose…
What’s the First Thing You Notice In A Boy?
The size of his bulge (titters)… okay, I love looking at a guy’s eyes, although shoulders… broad shoulders are nice.
What language would you like to speak fluently?
ITALIAN!
How many kids (or any at all) would you want to have?
Well, one day, when all of this is well behind me I might settle down and start a family. I don’t think about it. None for now, thanks guys!
Which religion do you choose to follow?
Eek! In my line of work it pays to leave that well alone. I don’t know if a true fan would ask that. No comment, hahaha!
Performing Arts, Fine Arts, or Sports?
Sports. Badminton, squash, multigym… it’s pretty tough keeping a small enough waist for those contour suits.
Riding horses or riding dolphins?
Both creatures are beautiful and either one would be great, unless you mean something else… I hope you don’t but - you know - fandom can be a strange thing.
Are you fed up of all these questions?
Not yet, continue… wait, which arse sent that in?
…Can’t say, sorry.
Fish or Fowl?
Oohoo! To eat or to have tickling me? I’d say fish to eat and fowl tickling me… very direct!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
In our last adventure the eggs appeared before the chicken… and what a chicken!
What is your favorite color?
Well, my contour suit is royal blue, and my car is chrome blue… so blue.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Say it again? Sorry, that’s a stupid question.
Beach or mountain?
Better! I’d opt for the beach, sweetheart.
Left handed or right handed?
I’m right handed.
Who do you count on when feeling down?
On those rare days when I get down I usually go for a walk on my own, but either Babs or Lucy usually perk me up.
Do you plan in advance?
I rarely need to. Things round here are quite spontaneous!
What attracts you most?
To a man or a person? Sorry that sounded really harsh, hahaha! In a man, smell. I love a man who smells nice! personality wise; sensitivity. I hate arrogant, callous people.
Do you hold hands when you walk in public?
Sometimes. Depends who I’m with. I don’t with Babs but Lucy is very touchy-feely and we hold hands, especially if something is preying on our minds.
How many hobbies do you have?
Like sports? Quite a few. I don’t know if you could count clubbing and dancing… sex? (smiles the naughtiest smile conceivable)
Close your eyes for a moment, who pops into your head?
Dr featherfinger, telling me off! hehehe.
Do you say "I love you" in the relationship?
I’ve never said that to anyone apart from my sisters, so no. what a funny question?
Aliens have landed and selected you to visit their home planet. Do you go with them?
Only if I could come back, and only if they were a race of tickling, tentacled love gods! (a sexy laugh).
Describe your perfect Sunday morning?
In a big bath with lots of bubbles and a cup of tea!
…That sounds very homely…
It’s Sunday! I‘m usually pretty worn out by then!
If you could be successful at any job in the world, what would that job be?
This job! Being paid hundreds of thousands of pounds for living out my sexiest fantasies!
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be?
Here! say no more!
If you could be someone else for a day, who would it be?
One of our fans, just to see how they feel about us… no, honestly. I love you guys.
If you have friends coming for supper what would you cook?
Nothing. I phone for a pizza!
What is your favourite word?
Tickle or ticklish
What makes you cry?
The last time I cried was over something so stupid, like a film about a whale or something. The suffering of others… and I include animals as others.
What makes you laugh?
Do you really need to ask that?! Haha, it’s alright hun’. Lots of things make me laugh. A really good witty joke or anet..anecdote(?) from Dom. He’s a scream.
If you were an animal in the wild, what would you be?
A man-eater! A tigress perhaps… do you like my purrr? I can purr like a kitten (she purrs. IT IS AWESOME)
If you won the lottery, how would you spend your millions?
I’ve kind of won the lottery, I suppose. Set up something to help people, you know the thing. Then people will think twice before criticizing what I do.
Do you believe that the cup is half empty or half full?
They’re both the same!
Who was your hero as a child?
Betty Page
...As a child?!... (she nods)...fair enough...
If you could date an actor, who would it be?
Modern actor? Well I suppose the only choice right now is Christian Bale, although Johnny Depp… (nods, smiling)
What do you do for fun?
Apart from the videos?… hang out, do lunch, drive my corvette… stimulate myself with the doctor’s pleasure machines. That never gets old.. hehmm(smiles to herself).
Are you an outdoor or an indoor person?
Hard to say. I do a lot of both.
If you had only six months to live, what would you do first?
Cry!
What 3 words would your best friend use to describe you?
Naughty, sexy, dangerous!
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Hopefully carrying on in this project. It’s better than working for a living.
What are you most proud of in your life?
I don’t know. Being sensible about this and staying the course. Getting expelled from my old school so I could come to prickly hills and meet the doc! But it’s not a good idea to get expelled. I landed on my feet. I suppose finishing my schooling despite everything that’s happened.
Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?
We kind of share a bloodhound, Wellington. Really he’s Lucy’s but he’s a good companion. Barbara’s the one with all the pets! (giggles) there are a few pests around the place that the doc can use when he gets the urge, not that I can complain.
Who do you admire most?
People who have a hell of a tougher life than me but still manage to be happy. Nurses, soldiers...people like that.
Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?
That’s private!.
When do you plan on getting married?
Dear god no! (laughs)
Get the number or give the number?
A girl likes to give but I’ve no problem getting, either.
Romance or Kinky Sex?
There’s no long term beau in my life so romance never gets a look in, but kinky sex isn’t always right either. It’s not always restraints and feather dusters!
How do you feel?
Everyone says I’m firm where it counts, hahaha!
What size shoe do you wear?
5 ½. Are you into feet?
…not really, but some of the fans are…
Water or 100% Juice?
All concentrate is really bad for your teeth, so that isn’t an option. Who has pure juice?
Would you rather be hot or cold?
I’m always feeling hot (winks).
Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
Can I say neither? Some people really are sadists, don’t you think?
Favorite Place to Eat?
Anywhere that isn’t too warm or smells of burnt/ greasy food. so guys, that means no greasy cafes or kebab vans! I’ll eat fast food occasionally, but only drive-thru. You wont get me into one of the restaurants, too many chavs. Anywhere else is fine by me.
Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?
A good musical can be so much fun, and street performers are quite cool. Going to the movies is great until some moose starts talking to the person next door or cracking walnuts… it happens.
What is your favorite clothing brand?
I don’t go in for that bullshit. If it looks good and feels nice I’ll throw it on.
If you had to pick one car, which would it be?
My ‘69 chevy corvette. She’s beautiful. So sleek, but powerful. A real classic.
Your favorite Disney Films?
Oooh, Alice in wonderland of course! With those tickling flamingoes… What’s the one with the flying bed?...
…Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
Yeah! that’s the one! That has to be one of the best family films out there.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because Barbara went topless the other side, Hehehe! You knew I had to say something like that!
Where is Waldo?
Down Barbara’s cleavage, along with everything else! Poor babs, they do cause her some embarrassment, but I’m sure you guys wouldn’t have her any other way.
Favorite element?
Chemical? I don’t know many… oh, like fire, water and stuff? I’d have to say fire! Nobody wants wind and earth is pretty boring. You might as well say mud.
What was your last thought?
…Mud?
Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?
It’s more likely to be juice and crackers. Is he American? I can’t get away with cookies with this arse. Seriously!
Favorite fruit?
I’d love to say passionfruit but I’ve never had it. A juicy water melon, all to myself. I’d just love to eat it naked so all the juice dribbles down my tits and tummy….mmmm! messsy girl! (giggles, as does the interviewer, foolishly)
Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?
Bad coughs are only with you for a few weeks in the winter. A bad laugh will haunt you for life, and scare off the fans.
Are you a cat or a dog person?
Both, although they would fight if I had a cat.
Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I’d get around as easy deaf as I am now, so deaf.
Define yourself in 3 words...
Sensual, ticklish, adventurous
Do you eat cold cereal at night?
Sometimes, but what a lame question hon’.
What is your favorite TV show?
Takeshi’s castle. Me and the girls want to do it one day. I think we’d cause a real distraction to those Japanese salary men.
Kill the spider or let it out?
Give it to Babs, she’ll have something in mind.
Do you shower every single day?
Twice a day. At least.I love to shower!
Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?
I know you shouldn’t but if they’re visibly hurt or ill then I have to stop, unless it’s late because it might be a trap. I should say only when I’m accompanied by others.
What is your favourite Pj Fabric?
Anything slinky!
Where do you want to travel next?
Pleasure Island!
What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out?
Is this a proposition Mr. Jackson? I would’ve thought I was a little too post adolescent for you? (Spluttering chuckles from interviewer).
What is your favorite food?
Moroccan lamb with couscous. So boys, if you want to seduce me into bed via the dinner table (winks)… just remember the ice bucket. For the champagne and your anatomy. You’ll need it!
What is your favorite place?
So far, apart from this pleasure palace, the aviary, although I hear Pleasure Island is shaping up to be wild. The aviary was pretty… orgasmic!
If you could have one super human power what would you choose?
To have more staying power with regards to tickling so I could last ten times longer before climaxing. I’d still be ticklish, but just have a lot more stamina, although I might be overcome by ticklish ecstasy!
Vitamin Water or Gatorade?
I’d go with water, as I don’t know what goes into gatorade.
Favorite body part?
Mine or a man’s? I do love my hair, my eyes, my breasts and anywhere sensual. I wish my bottom was a bit smaller and my legs longer. That’s where my sister’s are lucky! In a man, well… the bigger the better the quicker I’m wetter, hahahaa!
Flip flops or sandles?
I rather go bare-foot. There’s a wonderful feathery rug in the drawing room, and although it’s not ticklish outright, rubbing your feet on it gets the juices flowing.
What do you do on fridays?
Head on out for a night, or I might stay in and indulge myself, and others!
Do you like bananas?
(raises eyebrow. Clearly underwhelmed) poo to that question.
How tall are you?
5'7’'
…and your measurements?
Thirty-six double E, Twenty six, Thirty six.
Cheers Nina (holds out hand)
( Nina tips interviewer's chin up and whispers) Eyes up here, sweetheart… it’s been a pleasure.
