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Random Banter Thread 4

:::gets out my old magician's hat....reaches in...randomly pulls out an avocado...already sliced:::

Anyone hungry>
 
*enters the thread very silently, attempting not to disturb the other patrons. As Dogg walks by, he steps on a fallen branch.

!!!!!!!!!!!SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogg clenches his teeth, hoping no one notices him or are disturbed.*
 
*opens her eyes and glances suddenly towards Dogg, all very dramatic and anime-ish because she has been watching WAY too much Bleach*

Someone's here...
 
Why does no one seem to care that I am the dark lord Xenu, projecting his consciousness from his mountain tomb in an attempt to thwart the Thetans and keep them imprisoned in their pathetic man-bodies for all eternity?
 
Sammi-chan said:
That would be Scientology.

No. Seriously. it is.
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Don't listen to her. Do not listen to her at all. There is no such thing as Scientology. There is no such person as Xenu, I don't know why you brought him up. It's all a bunch of lies. Really. And never, ever eat placenta, because it won't cause you to ascend or anything. L. Ron Hubbard was a dirty, dirty liar.

...

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE YOUR BODIES, THETANS!! I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!! HAHAHA!!!
 
Sammi-chan said:
That would be Scientology.

No. Seriously. it is.
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Scientology?

Ah yes, so THAT'S why people are so apprehensive of that "religion".

From Wikipedia: A stated goal of Scientology is to rehabilitate the thetan (roughly equivalent to the soul) to regain its native state of "total freedom."
 
lol Scientology is a total ripoff of the plot from Legacy of Kain: Defiance :O

VOTE KAIN/ RAZIEL IN 2007
 
lonelykimiko said:
What is this amazing Spirit force?

Oh, it's the twig...
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The twig is a great rival of mine. It's been that way since we were children...

*Goes into a flashback that lasts for an entire episode, but it's rather heartwarming, so no one complains all that much.*
 
I have seen your destiny, vampire. The future says.... YOU DIE!


But I AM dead.... <decapitatewtf> .... as are you.....
 
Sammi-chan said:
The twig is a great rival of mine. It's been that way since we were children...

*Goes into a flashback that lasts for an entire episode, but it's rather heartwarming, so no one complains all that much.*
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Bankai! *falls over*
 
Their charms were almost visible through the gauze of their clothing. Yet beauty such as theirs delivered only death. For these were Vorador’s pets, nothing more than beasts, slave to his will and the easy prey he provided. Vampires, all of them, held in thrall by one stronger still.
 
Oh noes I canne believe I missed Kimi again*sighs and sniffs*curse my uni workload.

I think my brain has been fried coz I've used it so much.It's protesting now coz I've got a huage headache.

I hear my bed calling me.....night night all!

*end of random winge*
 
*Dogg pops out of the bushes in a dog form.*

Well, if it means anything...I'm the dog equivalent of Yoruichi, Sammi. 🙂
 
palindration said:
Uhh.. you and I are the only males that are here right now.
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It’s not often I see one of our own, especially one as young and foolish as yourself. Nonetheless, drink. Drink deep and indulge your gift.
 
big_dogg85 said:
*Dogg pops out of the bushes in a dog form.*

Well, if it means anything...I'm the dog equivalent of Yoruichi, Sammi. 🙂
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Then take off your disguise and turn into a hot purple-haired girl! 😛
 
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