Random Banter Thread

[blackmagicjack1]

Aye hoser, I need a beer!

 

[Kalamos]

And I need a swig of some strong dwarven ale.

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😀

 

[blackmagicjack1]

Good luck with that, them dwarves don't part with their ale easily, and you have to find them first. And it's like asking pirates to share their rum, unlikely at best and fatal at worst.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

I suppose I am the sidekick. but i'm the one that pays the bills and owns the kimmycave while Kal prances around all day in his latex armour "rescuing" the ladies. 😉 .

 

[Kalamos]

Why I wholly endorse the "you pay the bills" idea, latex isn't really my thing.

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Plasteel, Armaplas, Spectra Shield, Kevlar II, Mithril... all the way...

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Latex? No, thank you, no. I hail from Italy, not from Phobos...

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Doesnt really have the same image though does it 😉 .

 

[blackmagicjack1]

*sees an image of Kal wearing an orange latex suit and swilling dwarven ale*

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Haha!

 

[blackmagicjack1]

I think he needs a cigar to go along with it too

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Shmokin!

 

[Kalamos]

... Bah.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Humbug....

 

[blackmagicjack1]

Yeah, he could be a cross between Columbo and Robin.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

*pictures Kalamos turning around, wearing a mac over his armour and smoking a cigar*

just one more thing.....

😛 .

 

[Kalamos]

Bah, I'm old school...

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Here's a little something I did a while ago.

 

[blackmagicjack1]

*thumbs up*

 

[LonelyKimiko]

Thats a cool picture 😀 .
how come you always have the evil slanty eyebrows though?

 

[Kalamos]

Because I do have an evil glint in my eyes.
And I do slant my brows like that, when feeling like to.

 

[LonelyKimiko]

I'll let you off then 😉 .

 

[Kalamos]

* Checks Urbandic *

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You're letting off!?

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Oh dear, somebody bring the breathing masks!

 

[Big_Dogg85]

That pic reminds me a lot of Rick from Casablanca or a regular detective.

What was your inspiration for this, Detective Kalamos?

 

[Sockstickler]

* Checks Urbandic *

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You're letting off!?

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Oh dear, somebody bring the breathing masks!

Oh jeez, I thought we were done with that with Hungarian! *brings some breather masks*
By the way, Kal, what's your new title mean?

 

[Kalamos]

Just an inside joke: since my current web persona is an animated suit of armour, I put the first few words of the telekinetic spell from "Brassknobs and broomsticks", that old Disney flick with Angela Lansbury.

 

[Hungarian21]

*sniffs air* I think its gone....dun be sure, its fooled people b4! 😛

So, now K is trying to be a dwarf....:wooha:OH SHIT! DWARFS HAVE HAMMERS! 😛

 

[Sockstickler]

Well just remember, NO ONE TOSSES A DWARF!!!