Real Super Powers

[Terra_Ascension]

Just anouncing the grand opening of Genie Master's Power-Up Centre
Real Affordable Super Powers
Get to expirience the powers for an hour each absolutely free!
Plus, find out who your Soul Mates and Twin Flames are absolutely free!

http://www.geniemaster.org

 

[venray]

Must be nice to have such a close working relationship with God like this guy....🙄

 

[toyou444]

Well, I sent my 99.95 and I still can't fly!

~ toyou

no, no I didn't really.

~ toyou

 

[shylittleme]

you mean this all mighty GenieMaster doesn't have the power of Flatulence?

if he doesn't have that power! then he's no genie😛

 

[tickledorange]

Not even the free trial works! I want my money back, Jesus! 😛 😀

 

[He-Man]

you mean this all mighty GenieMaster doesn't have the power of Flatulence?

That's nothin..my parrot has the Sonic Belch power. 😀

 

[NeitherSparky]

Ha, *my* parrot has the ability to teleport.

No, she does, she suddenly appears in the kitchen whenever she hears the microwave.

 

[shylittleme]

oh yeah

well well... my cat has the ability to hear the cat food bag being shaked like 50 yards away. she comes a running boy

Beat that 😀

 

[NeitherSparky]

Oh no, you don't understand, Kiwi can *teleport*. She doesn't run, she doesn't fly, she can even be in her cage, just POOF! and she's doing a little birdie dance on the kitchen table. 😀 We can't figure it out. Really! 😉

 

[buggs]

Holy can of mustard I am so there! Yeah rigth.

 

[AquaFeline]

The only people with *real* super powers are... SUPER TASTERS! But I am not one. *sniff*

 

[Lazarus]

IT WORKED!!!

I shit you not!!

The "Flying" superpower worked, but it took awhile....

See, I had to get Meems down on her stomach, sit on her back, and go after her back spot....

As soon as I tickled that spot the right way, it was UP UP AND AWAY!

Grant you, Meems may have had a little to do with it....


ALSO, the invisible works as well...

I tried it, and went back out to the living room, and told the kids to pick their toys up....

WOW!

It was just as if I weren't there at all!

AMAZING!!

And the super-speed....

After Meems got up, after I had my test flight, she came at me with feathers, and damn did I run!

I only did the "try it for free", tho....

Anyone got $300?


LOL

 

[Dave2112]

Hey, the flying power DID work! Right after polishing off this four-foot water bong, I went to the site and I could freakin' fly, dude!

Wait....🙄

Anyhooo...I'm pretty much set and don't need a site like that, although it is cute. You know...Jedi? Force powers? Pretty much covered, but thanks for callin'! 😀

 

[Terra_Ascension]

Can you fly with your Jedi Powers, dave? What about the strength - you could still be a Jedi and be super strong...

TA

 

[lite]

Thank you, but...

I already have a superpower, similar to what Lazarus experienced: I'm invisible.

No, really! I make a suggestion at work, and it's not heard...invisible! I stand at a department store counter expecting to be waited on, and someone else walks up and is waited on instead...invisible! I give my mother practical advice on issues she's having so she doesn't find herself in another dilemma...and she ends up there anyway...invisible!

But thank you for sharing, Terra. 😉

 

[Terra_Ascension]

Oh yeh....

There is a tickle power which makes one deathly ticklish. I'm not selling it because I'm just wonderin if anyone would like to make themselves more ticklish.



TA

 

[Scouse]

Teleporting Birds...Cats with super smelling powers....My dog is invisible 😛


or maybe she ran away. Either way,I win

 

[Psycho]

Im suing. I tried to fly off of my house with the 1 hour free trial and I broke my arm. LOL good lord who believes this crap.

Psycho

 

[Psycho]

Did you notice there was a power for super sex!? lol.

Psycho

 

[natural tickler]

I recently developed a power to make a special formula to make the not ticklish extremely ticklish, and the already extremely ticklish off the chain ticklish. However, I am about to sell nationwide, but will only make about 100 bottles, so the price will be high


Any buyers?
😀