reasons to avoid alcohol ( a funny)

[steph]

LIQUOR WARNING

Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this
on to other people to warn them.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your
ass kicked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
gode.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Hee! More reasons to add to my list.😀

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Steph. 😀

 

[sole seeker]

LOL - good stuff

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

Yep, been there, seen that... and it was too ugly to be believed!

 

[ticklkitten]

Yeah, I might have fallen victim to a few of these once or twice... or twenty times.

 

[steph]

 

[SmileyTkls]

Since I really don't go overboard with alcohol, these were hilarious! I prefer to watch people become susceptible to all of these things, personally. 😀 Any volunteers? I certainly wouldn't take any advantage of the situation...

 

[ticklkitten]

Since I really don't go overboard with alcohol, these were hilarious! I prefer to watch people become susceptible to all of these things, personally. 😀 Any volunteers? I certainly wouldn't take any advantage of the situation...

In my sorority days when I went to MTU it was a weekly occurance. It's too bad I'm one of those people who remember every embarrassing thing I do while intoxicated. Maybe you'll get to be around someday when I relive the past... lol.

 

[steph]

Always better to be on the edge of a party, hmmm? 😉

 

[ticklkitten]

Always better to be on the edge of a party, hmmm? 😉

steph got to talk to me on the phone while I was in prime form... lol

 

[SmileyTkls]

Depends on how edgy the party gets, as well as if you can swoop in to participate when it gets interesting. 😀

 

[steph]

I did and it was so cute! LOVE the new sig, BTW~Mimi's work?

XOXO

steph got to talk to me on the phone while I was in prime form... lol

 

[He-Man]

LIQUOR WARNING

Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to pass this
on to other people to warn them.

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WARNING: Consumption of alchohol may also leave you wondering why the hell you ARE wearing a bra and panties(unless you're into that kinda thing )

 

[ticklkitten]

I did and it was so cute! LOVE the new sig, BTW~Mimi's work?

XOXO

Yeah, I specialize in cuteness. Yep, Mimi's work again. She is so awesome.