Regarding The Viability Of...

[Headsnap]

... Hill-Farming Vampire Squids In An Urban Environment Such As Birmingham Or Chertsey-On-Sea

A study into the viability of hill-farming the vampire squid (vampyroteuthis infernalis) in an urban environment, conducted by the Ministry For The Environment And Rural Affairs And Breakfast Cereals And Also Cheese Sometimes And On A Sunday We Also Do Toast. That's MFTERABCAACSAOASWADT for short.

After a six year study (which has consumed the entirety of its £2.9billion (US$890quadrillion times INFINITY) budget) into the viability of hill-farming the Vampire Squid, vampyroteuthis infernalis, a deep-sea species of squid found throughout the world's oceans at depths scientifically classified as "Deeper Than Even My Dad Could Swim To And That's Deep Because My Dad Swims For A Living", it has been concluded that hill-farming the Vampire Squid would not be practicable, or even feasible on any level, owing to the fact that squids of any kind do not live on hills.

That is all. Comments, queries and sexy lady pictures are all welcome. Also the vampire squid is a real thing; honest to god.

 

[Headsnap]

This is serious people, MFTERABCAACSAOASWADT needs your feedback. Get to it you fuckpigs!! Go go go!

 

[General Zod]

... Hill-Farming Vampire Squids In An Urban Environment Such As Birmingham Or Chertsey-On-Sea

A study into the viability of hill-farming the vampire squid (vampyroteuthis infernalis) in an urban environment, conducted by the Ministry For The Environment And Rural Affairs And Breakfast Cereals And Also Cheese Sometimes And On A Sunday We Also Do Toast. That's MFTERABCAACSAOASWADT for short.

After a six year study (which has consumed the entirety of its £2.9billion (US$890quadrillion times INFINITY) budget) into the viability of hill-farming the Vampire Squid, vampyroteuthis infernalis, a deep-sea species of squid found throughout the world's oceans at depths scientifically classified as "Deeper Than Even My Dad Could Swim To And That's Deep Because My Dad Swims For A Living", it has been concluded that hill-farming the Vampire Squid would not be practicable, or even feasible on any level, owing to the fact that squids of any kind do not live on hills.

That is all. Comments, queries and sexy lady pictures are all welcome. Also the vampire squid is a real thing; honest to god.

The people responsible for this study should pay the money back 😀

 

[venray]

Never doubted they were real....

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and you'd be surpeised where they can live...

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[venray]

More info here.....

http://www.tolweb.org/Vampyroteuthis_infernalis

 

[Headsnap]

To be quite honest I didn't believe they were real at first. I had to read the wikipedia article a few times and see the photos before I believed it wasn't some extennsive hoax. It didn';t help that the article was linked to by the cryptozoology page.

But yeah, either way they don't live on hills and I can;t get your flash thingies to work 🙁 🙁