Report from tabloid- Brad and Angelina's wild sexcapades

[Mitchell]

I just got back from the market, and while I was there read the tabloids. I dont know how newsworthy this is or not, but, according to several tabloids, it seems that new lovers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were supposedly having quite a wild sex session during a trip to Africa. According to the report, the session got so wild, and Ms Jolie was making so much noise, that hotel security had to be called to quiet down the proceedings! LOL! Seems Angelina enjoys her sex sessions with Brad.
I know that tabloids cant always be relied upon to provide true newsworthy information, but it would seem to me that the old "Where there's smoke, there's fire" addage would have to apply here. Apparently, Pitt and Jolie have a hot and heavy affair going on, and the tabloids enjoy reporting every dirty detail. It makes one relieved not to be a celeb, so at least the non celebs in the world can keep their love and sex lives, or lack thereof, private.


Mitch

 

[MrMacphisto]

True.... but it still makes me jealous that I'm not the one having sex with Angelina. Oh wait... She used to be with Billy Bob... nevermind...

 

[steph]

The story is apparently true or very close to it. I'm not sure if it's African law or the rule of the hotel or what but wherever they were staying, anytime anyone complains and security is summoned, they are required to file a report about it, including specifics on who, when, why, etc.

There's your bizarre piece of International trivia for the day! 😛
XOXO

PS~And not that Angelina's not gorgeous but anyone who slept with anyone who slept with BillyBob AND drank his blood, better get themselves an AIDS test and one for hep C, while they're at it. Ewwwwwww.... 😛

 

[natural tickler]

No, steph, she just had a vial of blood around her neck like a necklace, and Billy Bob had hers in a vial around his neck. She never drunk his

 

[Iggy pop]

Can you blame them. It's Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, two of the most attractive people on the planet.

 

[jugner]

I can blame Brad, he was married, period.