ridiculous pick-up lines

[Illtcklu]

The dumbest one I did, and I did this with some friends:

We walked up to these three girls and just said pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, we're making passes at you.



..............and it worked!!!!!!!!!

 

[lk70]

"Do you know what would look good on you? .....Me."

Works everytime! 😀

Oh, I doubt that!

 

[suikoden]

Reminds me of a story of a guy I know. He lost a bet and so as a forfeit he had to go up to 50 girls one evening and open with the line, "Hi, I'm Damon. Wanna fuck?"

He got ignored about half the time, received a mouthful of abuse from a few others, had a few boyfriends threaten to kick his ass and bizarrely enough he got a couple of numbers, made out with a couple of girls and even slept with one of them. He said they were the later ones he asked so I attribute two factors to this:

1) It was late, everyone had a few drinks, was wearing beer goggles and inhibitions were lower both for him and the girls.

2) After the first 30 or so approaches he had done this so many times that it was no longer a big deal for him and he didn't care what the girls thought of him so he probably came off as nonchalant and confident.

Bottom line - there is no magic set of words that will make that girl leap into bed with you. If there was everyone would be using it. It's not what you say, it's how you say it. Don't be needy or sleazy, be confident, interesting and interested.

Of course I am home on a Friday evening nursing a cold and surfing the forums so don't listen to me 😀

 

[siamese dream]

i know i just posted this before on the other thread, but still. I present to you the best pickup line ever:

"Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"

hahahaha!! That's a great one 😀 I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force too Senbab (just noticed em in your sig)

here's a couple cheesy ones I haven't seen yet

"Did you wash your shorts in Windex? Because I can see myself in them"

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up?"

and the old standard....

"If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[fttickler]

Hey Siamese....

Do you live in San Diego.... Jeff and Jere just did a whole show on bad pick up lines yesterday... and the one about Windex was one of them.....lol

 

[suikoden]

Personally, I have never had to use anything beyond...

"Pez?"

Well I do have a cool Darth Vader dispenser. 😀

 

[siamese dream]

hehe, no fttickler, I live in Kansas pretty far from San Diego... actually I think I first heard the Windex one back in high school, so I guess it's been around for at least a few years!

 

[Mastertank1]

Hey little girl....

yes, sure. "did we ever meet before" is probably one of the most boring ones. most pick-up lines aren't very original at all.
But in general I'd say, it all depends on the guy himself and HOW he brings up his line. The most worn out pick-up line, if brought on charmingly and pepped up with that special something CAN work just fine. at least for me 🙂

cheers
gabrielle

Want a piece of candy?
Got it right here in my car.
Just pay no attention to the leather cuffs and feathers.

 

[nowayjose]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

A classic.

 

[JPie1]

do you want to hear dumb, dumb and dumber...

I grew up in NYC, the early 80's night club scene....some dude actually walked up to me and said

it's ok to "come" with me, I don't have AIDS!

I immediately ran the other way!

 

[gabrielle]

Want a piece of candy?
Got it right here in my car.
Just pay no attention to the leather cuffs and feathers.

thanks mister, but my mummy told me not to talk to strangers, but... *suddenly notices the handcuffs* you must be a policeman, right? well then I guess it's ok...

 

[Mastertank1]

Well, I do enforce the law....

thanks mister, but my mummy told me not to talk to strangers, but... *suddenly notices the handcuffs* you must be a policeman, right? well then I guess it's ok...

The law of evolution, that is.
But hey, you can trust me; I'm in sales! 🙄

Actually, I like snappy comebacks to tired pickup lines.

Customer to VERY hot bartender who has shot him down ten times in the past hour;
"You're not a lesbian, are you?"
Her reply; "If you're the alternative, yes."

He;
"What if I were the last fertile man on Earth, and you were the last fertile woman?'
She;
"The species would become extinct."

 

[german]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

A classic.

lmao, it is a classic. Pity I'm out of the game I would of used it.

Kust

 

[Ticklerguy4u]

Do you have (your ethnic background) in you?...want some?

 

[Tamia78]

"Nice legs............what time do they open?"

 

[Wildben]

german i am agreeing with you about achorman, what a film! so many good chat up lines there but you cant look past the first one..
"i dont know how to put this but, i'm kind of a big deal... people know me"
shortly followed by "i wanna be on you"
wedding crashers is another film with some funny lines in.
but in REAL life does that sort of thing happen?! i dont think ive ever used a proper line as such. i mean, i don't need to, i just give them 2 tickets to the gun show!

lol, joking by the way. for those of you who havent seen anchorman im not quite as cool as the legend ron burgandy

 

[german]

i just give them 2 tickets to the gun show! lol, joking by the way. for those of you who havent seen anchorman im not quite as cool as the legend ron burgandy

lmao, I saw that movie with my girlfriend and soon as that part came on straight away my girlfriend looked at me shaking her head saying dont even think about using that.

Kust