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Rob 5K is coming. Suggestions?

RobAce

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No its not a marathon....just so you know....although any women wishing to run on me, barefoot, are more than welcome than message me :woot:

I'm closing in on 5,000 posts (finally!) and while that number is dwarfed by more than a few members its cool to me.

Im thinking what kind of post should I do.

Should I do one of my Robs News posts where I post the pics with new captions ala SNL.
Should I rant in the P&R.
Should I post a general theme about my experiences here?
Should I just post something off the wall and roll with it.
Or should I just pick out a bunch of things and make fun of them.

Gimme suggestions...

But I don't have much time left until that post comes.

Rob
 
All good ideas.I would vote for numbers 1 or 3,or perhaps you could combine the two into one thread.😀
 
I'm sort of seeing a retrospective post. You know, like "ROBACE: Greatest Posts from the First 4,999". I could totally see you doing that. Sure, it may take a bit of work but hell with it. The forum needs it and you owe it to yourself.

Happy researching! :wavingguy
 
Download a virus.
Interesting....

Now should that be the "Imajerk" virus.

Or perhaps the ever popular "IcraveattentionsoIactlikeIhave-no-tact"virus.

Ill have to think about that.

If your serious then thank you for your suggestion. Have a nice day.

If your trying to be funny....here is something for you to sign please....
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Best Regards,
Rob
 
I recommend telling us all about how amazingly awesome SAT is going to be/was.

Snail Shell
 
Interesting....

Now should that be the "Imajerk" virus.

Or perhaps the ever popular "IcraveattentionsoIactlikeIhave-no-tact"virus.

Ill have to think about that.

If your serious then thank you for your suggestion. Have a nice day.

If your trying to be funny....here is something for you to sign please....
notfunnycertug6.jpg


Best Regards,
Rob



It's posts like this that prove you are the king, Rob. This post should definitely be in your greatest hits post for 5,000.
 
C'mon Rob, 2 more posts...your killin me here.. *hovering in the Celebrations forum*
 
Wow, I retract that post. I fail. I keep thinking in Time aspects. *slaps forehead*



Carry On, Doll. 😉
 
Interesting....

Now should that be the "Imajerk" virus.

Or perhaps the ever popular "IcraveattentionsoIactlikeIhave-no-tact"virus.

Actually, I hear that the Pompousoveranalyticov.1.0 Virus works well.


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This one might work better for me:

I will try to not bruise Rob's ego by taking the piss out of one of his "me" threads again.

~Dussicar~

😀
 
Actually, I hear that the Pompousoveranalyticov.1.0 Virus works well.
And lets see the scores for this retort.................Judges if you please

1.5, 2.5, 1.0 and a 0.5

OOOOOO.......sorry, I think the judges took off for originality.
But you do get a coupon for Rice-a-Roni and a used bottle of turtle wax as a parting gift. Thank you for playing.

I will try to not bruise Rob's ego by taking the piss out of one of his "me" threads again.
Lets see.....10 pages of General Discussion..
1 post I started about a dead author
1 post someone else started asking if I was hampered by the tornado
1 post about moving the clocks ahead one hour (okay it had a little about me)
1 post about the Earthquake in the UK asking if our friends there were OK.
1 post about a funny video I saw
1 post for Valentines day.
Wow in over a month I started ALL THESE threads about me!!!!
How perceptive you are about my subliminal advertising campaign within the forum to gain that oh so coveted feeling of being a "SUPERSTAR!". DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN..I should have known never to try this with super sleuths around the forum waiting to pounce out and strike down apparent large egos with a single sentence!

I SALUTE YOU SIR!!
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In the future to *sniff* save my poor little ego from your mean, cutting and hurtful words...just please use the below form.

I (insert name here) would like you to know that I do not like seeing you posting things that (are/are not) about you. You (irritate/anger/make me want to vomit) every time I have to see one of your posts. I know I simply do not have to click to view the thread and could simply ignore you but my (curiosity/jealously/sense of just not really caring) overwhelms me to the point where I have no choice but to click on your post and (scream/cry/laugh) when I read it.
Please in the future abstain from posting where I have to see it because I may have a relapse and be forced to click on your post again.

May your internet browser lock up from now until eternity
(Insert name here)

:wavingguy:wavingguy:wavingguy

Sincerely yours,
Rob

PS...Thank You. 😀
 
Re: Rob 5K is coming. Suggestions?

No its not a marathon....just so you know....
Gimme suggestions...

But I don't have much time left until that post comes.

Rob


Congratulations on turning 50 years old !!!

Your best years are ahead, right?!

Rinse, and Repeat last line.

Suggestion: Stay on the straight and narrow.
 
And lets see the scores for this retort.................Judges if you please

1.5, 2.5, 1.0 and a 0.5

OOOOOO.......sorry, I think the judges took off for originality.
But you do get a coupon for Rice-a-Roni and a used bottle of turtle wax as a parting gift. Thank you for playing.

So...You respond to my "unoriginal" rebuttal with...An unoriginal, uninspired rebuttal.



Robace252 said:
I (insert name here) would like you to know that I do not like seeing you posting things that (are/are not) about you. You (irritate/anger/make me want to vomit) every time I have to see one of your posts.

Well, that's good to hear. Epsecially since I have had a thorough disliking for you for the last few years. I guess we're all out in the open now.:rotate:


Robace252 said:
I know I simply do not have to click to view the thread and could simply ignore you but my (curiosity/jealously/sense of just not really caring) overwhelms me to the point where I have no choice but to click on your post and (scream/cry/laugh) when I read it.

With all due respect, and in consideration of your above statement, this is a crock of shit. You have made no bones about placing people who "make you vomit" on your ignore list. Let's face it, I'm quite sure those people who also had the mystical ability to make you scream/cry as well.

Sound more like retributive sour grapes to me. A last minute backpeddaling, if you will.

And yeah, I know you don't want me posting in your thread anymore but seriously, if I make you this sick, why not put me on your ignore list? That way you'll neeeeever have to read one of my idiotic, vomitinous posts again. It only makes sense. Please remember what I said above. Using the "because I find you trajically amusing" excuse is crapola.

If it makes you feel any better, I don't usually post during the week, and when I'm here, I'm not usually in general discussion. A reprieve, Rob, an honest to god reprieve!!!!

Cheers, man.:Hyrdrogen
 
Congratulations on turning 50 years old !!!

Your best years are ahead, right?!

Rinse, and Repeat last line.

Suggestion: Stay on the straight and narrow.
Darn it...I should have been more specific...LOL.

I'm not close to turning 50 yet.

But thanks Nost....I appreciate it. When I do turn 50 Ill remember that you congratulated me first.
 
Damn, Rob, looks like this thread isn't going as planned what with Dussi playing a typing game of grabass with you and people thinking you're turning 50. And all of this distracting you from your research for your greatest hits post.

Well, I have faith in ya, Robbie! See ya at 5000.
 
So...You respond to my "unoriginal" rebuttal with...An unoriginal, uninspired rebuttal.
I guess thats the best you could come up with. eh. Isn't there some saying about coming to a battle of wits unarmed...perhaps I can lend you a few.

And lets see the scores for this retort.................Judges if you please

1.5, 2.5, 1.0 and a 0.5

OOOOOO.......sorry, I think the judges took off for originality.
But you do get a coupon for Rice-a-Roni and a used bottle of turtle wax as a parting gift. Thank you for playing.
Gee Rob, dating the judges brothers again??
or
Rob you really should stop hanging around kindergartens...seriously. You could find some people with an ability to count higher if you did. And your humor might improve as well.
or
Rob, I will be expecting that coupon and bottle in the mail...unless your full of it, which I expect you are.
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There we go. Feel free to use any of the above.

Well, that's good to hear. Epsecially since I have had a thorough disliking for you for the last few years. I guess we're all out in the open now.
Seriously?!?! Are you serious? I barely knew you existed on the forums until recently. I mean I saw you post time to time. Never thought much of it. Just another poster with an occasional witty remark. I guess I make more of an impact on people lives than I thought possible.
For the record, I do not dislike you. I can't. I don't know you. You are a nameless face typing on a computer. How could that possibly bother me.
With all due respect, and in consideration of your above statement, this is a crock of shit. You have made no bones about placing people who "make you vomit" on your ignore list. Let's face it, I'm quite sure those people who also had the mystical ability to make you scream/cry as well.
Let me check my ignore box. only 2. Both from P&R issues. Never in the general forum. I choose only to ignore in the P&R when people in my opinion are beyond reason and I choose not to see their rantings. And I ensure that I let them know they are going into a ignore mode. And then I STOP posting to them in the P&R. And no one makes me vomit. It just at times gets to a point where typing anything is just a waste of my time. And no one makes me scream or cry. I choose to just ignore them then making a big deal of it or posting 3 word sentences in a thread they start just to let my "feelings out".

Sound more like retributive sour grapes to me. A last minute backpeddaling, if you will.
Change the battery in the hearing aid then. And that isn't backpedaling, its merely a statement of how things can be handled. A suggestion if you wish that by no means needs to used.

And yeah, I know you don't want me posting in your thread anymore but seriously, if I make you this sick, why not put me on your ignore list? That way you'll neeeeever have to read one of my idiotic, vomitinous posts again. It only makes sense. Please remember what I said above. Using the "because I find you trajically amusing" excuse is crapola.
I wont use that excuse. But I wont ignore you either. Just because you don't like me does not mean that your opinion on things like music, games, discussions in other forums are not good posts. As most of your posts usually are. I think your trying to martyr yourself for some odd reason I'm not aware of.
And also, believe me I am throughly enjoying this verbal tee-a-tee. Thats why I said thanks in my last post...I meant it. I have not had this much fun posting in a month or so.
And I don't find you tragically amusing.....you have to be amusing first.

If it makes you feel any better, I don't usually post during the week, and when I'm here, I'm not usually in general discussion. A reprieve, Rob, an honest to god reprieve!!!!
I asked for no such thing. I never said you could not post. Its a free forum. I merely gave a suggestion, take it for what you will.
I need no reprieve, asked for no reprieve. It matters not to me, except Ill have a little less fun.

Cheers, man.
Tally ho, pip pip and all that.

Rob
 
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