Hello loyal readers, welcome again to another edition of Robs News in Pictures.
Something for everyone I think.....so without further delay...heres the news...
President Bush has announced his replacement for head of the World Bank, this man Robert Zoelick. When asked about this he simply stroked his panda and said over and over "One qajillion dollars....MMMHWHWHAHHAHAHAAH!"
Dem. Senator and presidential candidate Barack Obama is seen here warding off reporters with his self taught jedi abilities, which still places him behind in most polls to Hillary Clinton, even with Star Wars fans who are upset that Yoda wont be considered as a write in candidate in 08.
Speaking of Hillary Clinton, here we catch her in an awkward moment seizing in pain and distraught in fear from touching and being close to an actual US War Veteran.
Rudy Giuliani this week stepped up his campaign by writing, directing and starring in the one man show "People smarter than George Bush", here he is imitating the 17 year old pizza delivery boy that brought him anchovies instead of artichokes.
Yeah...a darker suit....and more dramatic lighting, that will convince them, now did I leave the jacuzzi running and the jet on standby or the jacuzzi on standby and jet running?
President Bush was slightly confused this week when Customs agents arrested and detained him on Loitering charges. When Bush told them he was not loitering, in fact he was walking through the agents countered with "Not you, your brain."
Former President Bill Clinton gave a graduation address this week, but was sure to remark to several of the women on stage that it was a little chilly and perhaps he should have worn pants.
Nancy Pelosi this week unveiled her new plan to put down any attempts to circumvent her power....behind her....in the distance....THUNDERDOME!! 2 will enter, 1 will leave!
During this weeks approval of a Iraq War bill with no timetable, tired of being labeled a flip-flopper, Sen. John Kerry instead decided to take a nap. "I slept before I voted against it" will be his new slogan.
Tony Blair will be leaving the Prime Ministers office after a turbulent last couple of years, when asked why now he merely pointed and replied "I need some me time baby yeah!! Im Dead Sexay!! Ladies watch out!! ARRROOOOO Werewolf of London.........ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
After NBC announced they will not be renewing "The Apprentice", Donald Trump announced that he will have a new show "Apprentice:Saved by the Bell" where he will put candidates through various quests to become the new "Screech". Rosie O'Donnell can not apply.
With no major crisis in the area of race relations this week Al Sharpton is now searching out random white people to probe about their feelings on why the white cream in the center of the oreo's get licked out and the black cookie thrown away.
Due to a strike over few wastedumps in the area of Napals, garbage has begun to collect all over the streets and no end is in sight. But on the positive side, the city is still 1000% cleaner and smells much better than Paris, France.
Mentally unstable woman seeks employment with anti-war or anti-republician group......oh wait a second, how are Katie Couric's ratings on CBS Evening News? Huh, really? Quick someone get me the number for CBS, and a small mammal to devour.
And Lastly.........................
The after party was in full swing for the Telletubbies this week after the funeral of the Rev. Falwell. After leading an obscene game of tinky-winky limbo, they paraded through times square singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead" and various Streisand and showtunes.
TILL NEXT TIME.......................
ENJOY!!!
Rob
Something for everyone I think.....so without further delay...heres the news...
President Bush has announced his replacement for head of the World Bank, this man Robert Zoelick. When asked about this he simply stroked his panda and said over and over "One qajillion dollars....MMMHWHWHAHHAHAHAAH!"
Dem. Senator and presidential candidate Barack Obama is seen here warding off reporters with his self taught jedi abilities, which still places him behind in most polls to Hillary Clinton, even with Star Wars fans who are upset that Yoda wont be considered as a write in candidate in 08.
Speaking of Hillary Clinton, here we catch her in an awkward moment seizing in pain and distraught in fear from touching and being close to an actual US War Veteran.
Rudy Giuliani this week stepped up his campaign by writing, directing and starring in the one man show "People smarter than George Bush", here he is imitating the 17 year old pizza delivery boy that brought him anchovies instead of artichokes.
Yeah...a darker suit....and more dramatic lighting, that will convince them, now did I leave the jacuzzi running and the jet on standby or the jacuzzi on standby and jet running?
President Bush was slightly confused this week when Customs agents arrested and detained him on Loitering charges. When Bush told them he was not loitering, in fact he was walking through the agents countered with "Not you, your brain."
Former President Bill Clinton gave a graduation address this week, but was sure to remark to several of the women on stage that it was a little chilly and perhaps he should have worn pants.
Nancy Pelosi this week unveiled her new plan to put down any attempts to circumvent her power....behind her....in the distance....THUNDERDOME!! 2 will enter, 1 will leave!
During this weeks approval of a Iraq War bill with no timetable, tired of being labeled a flip-flopper, Sen. John Kerry instead decided to take a nap. "I slept before I voted against it" will be his new slogan.
Tony Blair will be leaving the Prime Ministers office after a turbulent last couple of years, when asked why now he merely pointed and replied "I need some me time baby yeah!! Im Dead Sexay!! Ladies watch out!! ARRROOOOO Werewolf of London.........ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
After NBC announced they will not be renewing "The Apprentice", Donald Trump announced that he will have a new show "Apprentice:Saved by the Bell" where he will put candidates through various quests to become the new "Screech". Rosie O'Donnell can not apply.
With no major crisis in the area of race relations this week Al Sharpton is now searching out random white people to probe about their feelings on why the white cream in the center of the oreo's get licked out and the black cookie thrown away.
Due to a strike over few wastedumps in the area of Napals, garbage has begun to collect all over the streets and no end is in sight. But on the positive side, the city is still 1000% cleaner and smells much better than Paris, France.
Mentally unstable woman seeks employment with anti-war or anti-republician group......oh wait a second, how are Katie Couric's ratings on CBS Evening News? Huh, really? Quick someone get me the number for CBS, and a small mammal to devour.
And Lastly.........................
The after party was in full swing for the Telletubbies this week after the funeral of the Rev. Falwell. After leading an obscene game of tinky-winky limbo, they paraded through times square singing "Ding Dong the witch is dead" and various Streisand and showtunes.
TILL NEXT TIME.......................
ENJOY!!!
Rob
