Guaranteed Paradise. Peh. You Christians have your system worked out sooo perfectly, and then you make up sub-factions of it like 'presbyterians'. I just think it should be fair for you to know that you sicken me 🙂. Oh well, I should give you some credit. Atleast you didn't lie about the fact that you're deceiving your 'God'. Lol. Most others just sin all week and then confess on Saturday, and that makes up for it, and everyone is O-KAY! Yaaaaaay Christians! This country, and world for that matter, are too far biased. Church and State are supposed to be seperate, yet 'in God we trust' on our money! That is filth. People should not be allowed to 'raise' their children upon a certain faith. Children should be allowed the freedom to grow up as atheists, then maybe study every religion, and pick one out if they see fit. You see, it's not that you're 'raising' your children on it, you're brainwashing them. Let me put it this way. Let's say I took a group of Satanists, and built a community sheltered off from the world. We all end up having children of our own, and we teach them the wonderful ways of Satan, and they grow up on that! They use the name Satan just as your children use the word God - without any knowledge of where the name derives from, or what it truly means. We teach them phrases like "HAIL SATAN!" and they use them in the same way your children use the phrase 'Praise the lord'. You see what I mean? It's called brainwashing. Most people will never know better, because they've been taught as young children, that "their" God is the "only" God, and nobody can tell them otherwise, because it's been hammered into their skull on a daily basis for the past... 18 years or so. Very few people ever escape it's clutches, especially because God is such a widely used term - it's strewn about on TV, just like women who run around half-naked! Alot of people will never know better, and the sad thing is, they think 'Jesus' has been around forever - he was recreated in the 80's. Christianity was as good as dead in the 60's and 70's, hell, even Satanism kicked around this dead-horse of a religion, but after a while, it got boring for people, and a group of those idiots who were just there for the ride decided their lives lacked something, like...spirituality. This is the only reason it was brought back.....this saddens me. Christianity is starting to overwhelm again, as I see masses of stupid people following it's laws without question. Hell, most people don't even follow it! They falsely and without right, created their own sub-divisions to it to allow themselves special liberties, like....presbyterians! I don't know if it was created in the 80's or not, but it's safe to say I know why it was created. 200 years ago, if you talked of such things like "presbyterians" you would be burned at the stake! Where's your god now? If "God" is even alive, then he is in SERIOUS need of medicare.