S ShiningIce 3rd Level Green Feather Joined Feb 14, 2002 Messages 4,719 Points 38 Mar 17, 2007 #1 Ok, I really need to know...How do you deal with a drunken sailor early in the morning???
T TicklishGrl4Lfe Level of Cherry Feather Joined Apr 30, 2006 Messages 10,381 Points 0 Mar 17, 2007 #2 That's easy...... throw him into a really cold pool!
G General Zod Level of Triple Jade Feather Joined Apr 20, 2001 Messages 70,436 Points 0 Mar 17, 2007 #3 Call the shore patrol
S ShiningIce 3rd Level Green Feather Joined Feb 14, 2002 Messages 4,719 Points 38 Mar 17, 2007 #4 This is a really big problem. 🙁
B Bugman Level of Quintuple Garnet Feather Joined Feb 4, 2006 Messages 32,843 Points 0 Mar 18, 2007 #5 General Zod is right,call the Shore Patrol or the local police.
A aurora5150 TMF Master Joined Nov 9, 2006 Messages 998 Points 0 Mar 18, 2007 #6 Shave his belly with a rusty razor. (also my 200th post. i'm moving along right?)
NavelTickler75 4th Level Yellow Feather Joined Dec 29, 2006 Messages 3,770 Points 36 Mar 18, 2007 #7 I'd call the police, then perhaps the local military base and talk to his superiors. Ask if they can make your report anomynos if you fear rprisals.
I'd call the police, then perhaps the local military base and talk to his superiors. Ask if they can make your report anomynos if you fear rprisals.
A AffectionateDan Verified Joined Jan 3, 2002 Messages 8,114 Points 36 Mar 19, 2007 #8 Put 'em in a bunk with the captain's daughter...
A aurora5150 TMF Master Joined Nov 9, 2006 Messages 998 Points 0 Mar 19, 2007 #9 Hit 'im on the head with a broken hammer
kered Verified Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,102 Points 0 Mar 19, 2007 #10 Tell him that a Marine wants to meet him in the alley. When he leaves lock the door and inform the SP's.
Tell him that a Marine wants to meet him in the alley. When he leaves lock the door and inform the SP's.
A AffectionateDan Verified Joined Jan 3, 2002 Messages 8,114 Points 36 Mar 21, 2007 #11 Pull out the plug and wet 'em all over.
R RobAce Verified Joined Feb 19, 2005 Messages 10,432 Points 36 Mar 21, 2007 #12 Call Olive Oyl and tell her to come and get Popeye's drunken ass home. Either that or take away his can of Spinach. I would have said call Brutus, but I think he's tired of getting his ass kicked. Rob
Call Olive Oyl and tell her to come and get Popeye's drunken ass home. Either that or take away his can of Spinach. I would have said call Brutus, but I think he's tired of getting his ass kicked. Rob
C chrisheaven Level of Lemon Feather Joined Aug 20, 2001 Messages 12,381 Points 0 Mar 14, 2009 #13 .........................................
M MasterPaladin 2nd Level Violet Feather Joined Nov 11, 2001 Messages 7,418 Points 0 Mar 14, 2009 #14 you didn't answer many here but it is in the silly forum if this is for real I have a question , have you been abused this is all kidding aside
you didn't answer many here but it is in the silly forum if this is for real I have a question , have you been abused this is all kidding aside
M MasterPaladin 2nd Level Violet Feather Joined Nov 11, 2001 Messages 7,418 Points 0 Mar 14, 2009 #15 damn this post is 2007 chris this is not funny
G General Zod Level of Triple Jade Feather Joined Apr 20, 2001 Messages 70,436 Points 0 Mar 14, 2009 #16 MasterPaladin said: damn this post is 2007 chris this is not funny Click to expand... Chris does that here in this forum
MasterPaladin said: damn this post is 2007 chris this is not funny Click to expand... Chris does that here in this forum