milagros317
Wielder of 500 Feathers
- Joined
- Jan 12, 2002
- Messages
- 637,918
- Points
- 113
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
- Joan Rivers
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
things like being spanked every day
by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
- Elmo Phillips
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
- Joan Rivers
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
things like being spanked every day
by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.
- Elmo Phillips
