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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for
sex. "What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how
to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground,
and spread her legs. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in
here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually
she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for
sex. "What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in
trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how
to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground,
and spread her legs. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in
here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually
she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees."
