Shoot a Celebrity in the Chest Plate

[Knot Amewzed]

If you had the opportunity to shoot a celebrity square in the chest, either lodging a bullet into the cavity wall or having it blow clean through their shoulder blades, who would that celebrity be and why?

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Sally Field - there's just something about her that I fuckin hate

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Penn and Teller. Just so they could explain to me afterwards, in detail, why they're not dead.

Or maybe David Blaine. After watching that stuuuuuuupid hanging upside down thing I felt like shot-gunning him and being like, "MAGIC THIS ASSHOLE!!"

KABLAM!!

 

[McNoodle]

Mike Holmes because he complains non stop on his show and he come across as extremely arrogant and smug.

 

[slacker2114]

Paris-ite Hilton. GAAHHH, I can't fuckin' stand her!!!

 

[Knot Amewzed]

The whole fuckin cast of The View.

 

[milagros317]

Michael Moore because he's an arrogant hypocrite.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Tom Cruise.... Do I really have to explain?