short joke

[milagros317]

Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard."

"That's fine for you," huffed her friend, "but I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"

😀

 

[Mimi]

*double groooooooooaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn* 😛 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Milagros, I'm suing you for dain bramage. *Shakes fist in the air* Your jokes are depriving my brain of vital oxygen.😀

 

[TKpervert]

oh good grief...

* dumps full cup of hot coffee on Mils' keyboard *