Silly quotes thread

[texastickler]

Any silly quote. One you find or one you make up. Enjoy!!

"Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours."
- M. Berle

 

[paracarl44]

Will Roger's Quote.........................

"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip."

 

[texastickler]

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Unknown

 

[paracarl44]

"One day you are the top dog, the next day the fire hydrant". Unknown.

 

[paracarl44]

"A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad". Theodore Roosevelt.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Let me give you a nickel's worth of free advice

 

[paracarl44]

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run this country are too busy running taxi cabs or cutting hair."

George Burns.

 

[ticklishangel52]

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants a slide on the ice! -Sydney Freeman, M*A*S*H

 

[paracarl44]

"Whenever I find the key to sucess, somebody changes the lock". Anonymous.

 

[Bohemianne]

"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

 

[paracarl44]

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts". Will Rogers.

 

[paracarl44]

"The road to success is always under construction." Lily Tomlin.

 

[texastickler]

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Yogi Berra

 

[paracarl44]

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine". Humphrey Bogart in the movie Casablanca.