Silly Things You've Done While Drunk

[c7_assassin]

Getting my drunk on tonight, thinking over some of the fool things I've done...

I once talked shit to a bouncer who was built like a steroid-enhanced refrigerator and got a chipped tooth for my troubles.

I once sang karaoke to a Chef song from Southpark and got laid for it.

Several times I've started silly threads on this forum. 😀

Now it's your turn.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

i just make out with pretty much...anybody!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Um.. I choke people.

 

[chicago]

Danced the Irish jig. Actually, the only time I dance at all is when I'm drunk.

Tried coke.

Took a cab and didn't pay for it.

Got caught by a cop as I was peeing in an alley behind a 7-Eleven. I had a lot of beer and we had like 7 more blocks to walk. What was I supposed to do? lol

Made ridiculous prank calls.

I'm sure there's more.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I laid on the floor stared at the ceiling and sang every aria that came into my mind. I'm sure my Queen of the Night was much appreciated really late at night.

 

[Mitchell]

I dont drink, because of my bp meds. I've only been legally drunk about twice in my life. That having been said.

One of the times I do remember being legally drunk, in 1990, my ex best friend told me I was talking literal baby talk, like going the whole night, lying on the floor, talking in baby talk voices. I may have even called some people up, and talked to them in baby talk, but I was so drunk, I dont remember.

Mitch

 

[c7_assassin]

Got caught by a cop as I was peeing in an alley behind a 7-Eleven. I had a lot of beer and we had like 7 more blocks to walk. What was I supposed to do? lol

Ah, this too. I pee just everywhere when I'm sick-drunk. Like a diabetic poodle with a deep disrespect for the concept of property.

 

[ParanoidChant]

Read this thread.

 

[fireguardian]

I drunk dial and drunk text my friends every time. Though it seems that lately it's been Slacker that gets all the calls.

 

[herts tickler]

haha i did the drunken thread thing last night...sorry about that!

but ive been nicked a few times and went home with eople i shouldnt and done drugs and had fights and made a general tit of myself lots and lots.

 

[john getty]

I had Mormons visit today. I think I told them where I live when I was drunk. 🙁

 

[Deuce]

Lets see I Toboggan down basement steps, left a friend after a batchlor party passed out and naked on his wife to be's door step, Hit a bridge opening over the Delaware River and 4 of us lined up and pissed off the bridge in traffic, I could go on all night but as I grew older I slowed down on that stuff.

 

[sasaxrah]

I threw up on myself and didn't think it was a big deal. Like, why do I have to go clean up right this second?

 

[ParanoidChant]

I made out with a transexual New Years 2010. Didn't notice at first.

 

[herts tickler]

I made out with a transexual New Years 2010. Didn't notice at first.

.....we got a winner

 

[porcelaindoll2]

If I get drunk during a game of Kings I get extremely silly. Especially when someone draws a queen. I'll ask anything and everything. Like, "What is the color of your vagina?, Want to help me dry hump a Unicorn?, Can I paint your penis rainbow colored?" Yeah those are just a few and I do tend to throw people off, so they have to take a drink.

 

[Cavum]

Silly things wile being drunk? Getting it on camera! 😛

 

[Gothika]

Silly things wile being drunk? Getting it on camera! 😛

nice dude lol


well i peed on a friend once,i was told i mooned a cop once i dont remember that one tho,i stole street signes,started with some guy about his hair,beat up a shoping cart,mooned my cuz,fell to the ground puked and layed in it,took a pee near the railing on my portch fell and seperated my sholder,smoked some pot and started laughing uncontrolaby,ran around my place naked,while walking home from a bar i helped a friend walk but at the same time steered him into stuff lol,tickled one of my sisters friends and got smacked for it lol,that is all i can remember right now

 

[Cavum]

nice dude lol


well i peed on a friend once,i was told i mooned a cop once i dont remember that one tho,i stole street signes,started with some guy about his hair,beat up a shoping cart,mooned my cuz,fell to the ground puked and layed in it,took a pee near the railing on my portch fell and seperated my sholder,smoked some pot and started laughing uncontrolaby,ran around my place naked,while walking home from a bar i helped a friend walk but at the same time steered him into stuff lol,tickled one of my sisters friends and got smacked for it lol,that is all i can remember right now

hahahaha! Now that would be good pictures!

 

[Gothika]

hahahaha! Now that would be good pictures!

hell ya it would have been lol


i got another i just rememberd i wrote all over a friend with a marker when he was passed out i got a pic of that one lol

 

[TropicThunder]

Laughed in the face of danger.


I have gotten away with what I have determined to be TOO MUCH. Maybe its the luck of the Irish, but when I get wasted, the night if full of close calls. I just get lucky, especially when it comes to cops.

I've also done stupid shit like stealing garden gnomes, re-arranging people's lawn furniture, riding shopping carts down steep hills, prank calling, drunk dialing...the list goes on.

One of my favourite things was when I went to this complex and my friend and I switched everyone's BBQs around from their back patios. We moved about thirteen of them in total.

 

[b0xr]

I haven't been drunk since 1990 because that's the year I quit drinking, but I do remember stealing a car when I was about 16 to go watch the races down on Conduit Blvd. in Queens. There was probably 100 cars watching them race that night when the cops came, sirens blasting. I took off, as all the other cars did, and the cops were right behind us. Being I was 16 and unlicensed, I kept going. I remember telling my friends "I'm not stopping". The cops let everyone go. They just wanted everyone gone and the racing to cease...and it did. I was pretty ripped that night. I drank alot of Southern Comfort...and that's why I don't drink anymore.

 

[Big_Dogg85]

Pulled a "Dukes of Hazzard" hood-slide on my old Civic, then proceed to hammer out the gaping dent with my fist.

Tried to play basketball - tried to dribble, missed ball, fell over, end of game.

(Want a good drinking game, go with Horse Racing. It's easy and you get drunk in no time flat)

 

[venray]

peed off the porch cause I didnt want to go in and walk all the way to the bathroom. Glad the downstairs neighbors were not home...

 

[Gothika]

peed off the porch cause I didnt want to go in and walk all the way to the bathroom. Glad the downstairs neighbors were not home...

nice lol