Dave2112
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Jerry is excited about his first solo parachute jump as the plane reaches its optimum altitude. He's been trained, he's done two tandem jumps and he's ready. With a graceful leap, out of the plane he goes...
Falling peacefully, he nears the altitude where he must open his chute. Jerry pulls on the rip cord.
Nothing happens.
He pulls on the secondary cord.
Nothing happens.
In desperation, he pulls the emergency chute.
Nothing happens.
Jerry's life is flashing before his eyes as he plummets to the ground, when out of nowhere he spies another man on his way up. Astonished as he is at this miraculous occurance, he has no time to ponder it, as he's in need of serious assistance. So as the men near each other, Jerry yells out...
"Excuse me! Do you know anything about parachutes??!?!?!?!?"
The man screams back...
"No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?!?!?!?"
😀
Falling peacefully, he nears the altitude where he must open his chute. Jerry pulls on the rip cord.
Nothing happens.
He pulls on the secondary cord.
Nothing happens.
In desperation, he pulls the emergency chute.
Nothing happens.
Jerry's life is flashing before his eyes as he plummets to the ground, when out of nowhere he spies another man on his way up. Astonished as he is at this miraculous occurance, he has no time to ponder it, as he's in need of serious assistance. So as the men near each other, Jerry yells out...
"Excuse me! Do you know anything about parachutes??!?!?!?!?"
The man screams back...
"No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?!?!?!?"
😀
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