Slowest rescue ever

[TMF Jeff]

Here... I... come... to... save... the... daaay...

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[Skipadeedoodah]

Auwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

 

[TropicThunder]

That turtle is an inspiration to us all.

 

[shark]

He DID have to check for vital signs and extremity sensation....

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

"I keep telling you not to drink and walk! I should just leave you there! That would teach you a lesson! Humphhhh! The things I put up with! Now, move it, mister!"