Sneaky way I figured out of finding out if women at work have ticklish feet

[milagros317]

And yet every man on earth would be flattered beyond belief were [attractive] women to tell us that they club the clam, toss their salad, Jill off, bedew the rose, (that last one is an original that I thought of while writing this 😀) whatever, while fantasizing about us...

[added by me]
I never considered that, but it is true. 😀

 

[rhiannon]

club the clam, toss their salad, Jill off, bedew the rose

Taking notes....

Uhm, I don't tell the women at work I do that. As far as they know, I'm asking a perfectly innocent question.

Believe me, most women are not stupid! And guys talking about pedicures are, to say the least, not totally innocent because regular non-fetish guys just don't do that!

 

[Sodahead]

And yet every man on earth would be flattered beyond belief were women to tell us that they club the clam, toss their salad, Jill off, bedew the rose, (that last one is an original that I thought of while writing this 😀) whatever, while fantasizing about us...

I agree. If a woman told me this it would be a major confidence boost for me lol

I don't know if the OP was asking for advice or just sharing an experience with us, but if he were a friend of mine, I'd caution him to exercise judgement. A lot of the women I know are very perceptive and don't make a habit of taking anything a man (at least the ones they don't know well) says at face value. In other words, if you're asking women about their shoe sizes, the ticklishness of their feet, or whatever, they probably can tell the difference between an innocent inquiry or someone being kind of flirty. I mean it's not like vanillas haven't heard of foot fetishes. To me, there is plenty of porn and other great material for me to get off to, without jeopardizing my employment status.

But most importantly, these women are professionals and deserve to be treated as such. Just my opinion

 

[jakerocks]

It's really quite simple. In the nice weather, when women are wearing open toed shoes, one of them will start talking about their pedicure, nail color, etc. When they do, say "are you one of those women who are falling out of their chair laughing when their feet are getting scrubbed?" I've used it twice at my current place of work, both said it tickled but they're able to somehow hold it together. So, a completely innocent sounding question and little do these women know you're at home jerking off because you know their feet are ticklish. Aces!

That is an awesome plan man!! I'll bet you might be able to steal sniff their shoes sometimes!! Like a lot of girls bring their gym shoes to work with them and I have sniffy time with them. SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

 

[soleman]

Remind me not to tell anyone that my feet are ticklish. The thought that someone is going home to jerk off because of it is really creepy.

well said carol

 

[Blue Soda]

Most people would advise to keep work and pleasure separate and not do anything that can get yourself fired

 

[TickleYouPink]

That is an awesome plan man!! I'll bet you might be able to steal sniff their shoes sometimes!! Like a lot of girls bring their gym shoes to work with them and I have sniffy time with them. SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

Aces!

 

[ArchNemesis]

That is an awesome plan man!! I'll bet you might be able to steal sniff their shoes sometimes!! Like a lot of girls bring their gym shoes to work with them and I have sniffy time with them. SNIFFFFFFFFFFF

Not into sniffing myself, or even sniffing other people, but thanks for having my back dude!

 

[BrightEyes1082]

It's really quite simple. In the nice weather, when women are wearing open toed shoes, one of them will start talking about their pedicure, nail color, etc. When they do, say "are you one of those women who are falling out of their chair laughing when their feet are getting scrubbed?" I've used it twice at my current place of work, both said it tickled but they're able to somehow hold it together. So, a completely innocent sounding question and little do these women know you're at home jerking off because you know their feet are ticklish. Aces!

Well, congratulations on fist-kebabing over covertly forcing your fetish on unsuspecting women.

 

[ArchNemesis]

Well, congratulations on fist-kebabing over covertly forcing your fetish on unsuspecting women.

Thanks!

 

[Fire_Sprite]

I think you and I have entirely different opinions on what constitutes "sneaky."

 

[ArchNemesis]

"What do you think they're going to do with this information??"

Well, there's always man-ing up and asking the women in question out if they're available.

Or do you really prefer Charming the One-Eyed Cobra to the exclusion of female company?

If so, here's an anthem by Mr. Ivor Biggun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h448vzJFuUg

I'm more interested in tickling women than dating them. So that's what dungeons, strip clubs, etc are for...on the rare occasion that I can afford them. And no, sex has never been a priority for me. I need to get off after tickling a woman, but it's so much easier to take care of that myself. When all you care about is getting yourself off, getting laid is just a "macho" thing, to feel "normal". I guess that's just not enough motivation for me.

Don't get me wrong, the parts of a woman that (I hear) makes her moan do interest me. I love a woman with a hot body. But the parts of her that make her laugh just interest me a whole lot more.

 

[Emishticklish]

I've done this, and when I'm asked I always really lay it on and hope the person has a thing for tickling as well. 🙂 Huge turn on.

 

[ArchNemesis]

I think you and I have entirely different opinions on what constitutes "sneaky."

Sneaky in that it sounds like I'm asking if they look silly while getting a pedicure because they're laughing. It's funny to picture a woman falling out of the chair laughing. They don't know I'm asking for my own sexual pleasure.

 

[FootballGuy]

There are actually women who WANT you to Jerk off to them and WANT to hear about it. Check out the groups over at Fetlife. There ya go. Have at it.

Obviously, the norm is that women know this happens but don't want to hear it. Really, it's just a compliment. Had a girlfriend tell me she masturbated to me once and I was walking on air the rest of the week.

 

[tickles]

Maybe it was too much information for some, but...if he can't talk about that here, then where the hell can he talk about it!?

.....agree. Spoken or unspoken people masturbate.

 

[powerplay110]

It's really quite simple. In the nice weather, when women are wearing open toed shoes, one of them will start talking about their pedicure, nail color, etc. When they do, say "are you one of those women who are falling out of their chair laughing when their feet are getting scrubbed?" I've used it twice at my current place of work, both said it tickled but they're able to somehow hold it together. So, a completely innocent sounding question and little do these women know you're at home jerking off because you know their feet are ticklish. Aces!

And as soon as they go back to their desk they're saying, "what a creep!" Lol. You might as well ask if you could lick their toes... Tickling is similar to sex, its very enjoyable but in some cases it can cause people to have odd moments if they can't control or contain themselves. You may think your slick but this type of behavior is dangerous because it reflects on your demeanor. This could damage a reputation. I'm not sure if it would even be acceptable off the clock because it resembles solicitation. If it were high school then it'd be a different story but as adults, us men must act like men and treat women with respect. If you're that desperate to find out if a co-worker is ticklish, why don't you just ask her out? If she agrees, then find out the right way.

I'm sorry man but comments like this tend to scare away the ladies. You know, the women who love tickling but are still skeptical about pursuing the website because certain members act inappropriately towards them. Please don't think I'm accusing you of that cause I'm not but be careful man.

 

[cryptohero]

Let's ban all tickling videos, stories, pics, mainstream lists, etc.

Then never again will some sick person pleasure themselves.

And our children will be safe. Think about the children!

- Crypto

 

[duderino84]

Let's ban all tickling videos, stories, pics, mainstream lists, etc.

Then never again will some sick person pleasure themselves.

And our children will be safe. Think about the children!

- Crypto

You gotta remember, these sick people have to be trained, otherwise for all we know, they could actually get off from this bull shit!

 

[BigJim]

And yet every man on earth would be flattered beyond belief were women to tell us that they club the clam, toss their salad, Jill off, bedew the rose, (that last one is an original that I thought of while writing this 😀) whatever, while fantasizing about us...

True, but as Jim Davidson once said, men are a lot freer with using sex as a simple means of fun rather than being selective. Nor do a lot of men (when compared to the equivalent amount of women who are the same), especially lonely ones, need to be persuaded to actually know the person they're doing it to.

A woman in the audience denied this vociferously, hollering out that women enjoy sex as much as men do and Jim told her to stand up. Let's call her Mary. Then he told another bloke he'd already spoken to that night, let's call him Bob, to stand up as well. Both were vaguely attractive people.

'Bob' says Jim, 'Would you like to shag Mary tonight?'

Bob grins and nods with a thumbs-up in Mary's direction.

'Mary, would you like to shag Bob?'

Mary goes purple and sits down.

'Point proved' says Jim.

 

[FootballGuy]

A woman in the audience denied this vociferously, hollering out that women enjoy sex as much as men do and Jim told her to stand up. Let's call her Mary. Then he told another bloke he'd already spoken to that night, let's call him Bob, to stand up as well. Both were vaguely attractive people.

'Bob' says Jim, 'Would you like to shag Mary tonight?'

Bob grins and nods with a thumbs-up in Mary's direction.

'Mary, would you like to shag Bob?'

Mary goes purple and sits down.

'Point proved' says Jim.

Hilarious and so true!

 

[C.A.B.]

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